Monday 14 January 2013

Tights under Trousers

Girls should you wear tights under your trousers?  Well legs and feet are some of a girls best assets so you shouldn't hide them under trousers!  Its like hiding tits under a jumper so baggy no one knows that you have any.
Which is best skirt & shoes, or skirt /shorts & no shoes or trousers & shoes?
That said if it is so cold you have to wear trousers, and you can't even get away with skirt, tights and boots, then you might as well wear tights under your trousers.
Tights under trousers just the thing when the train is delayed and the train heating has failed.
Of course you could wear socks.  But trousers give you an extra layer all the way up your leg.  In fact you get four layers

  • Air between skin and tights
  • Tights
  • Air between trousers and tights
  • Trousers.
Yes I know socks are thicker but only on your feet, and they are in warm shoes/booties anyway.

With so much insulation, makes you wonder why women wear tights under trousers when it is isn't bitterly cold.
Taken her boot off to let the heat out - bet her tights feet and legs are getting warm and sweaty
Liar, Liar, Tights on Fire
Now I'm pretty amoral, as you will know looking through this blog.  (Who with a shred of decency would post pictures of girls in tights knowing that some pervert somewhere will be having a good wank over them). But there is one form of dishonesty that gets me.  Girls wearing are "pop socks" - (A type of short, knee-high stocking with an elasticated top) - under their trousers in the hope that people (guys?) will think they are wearing tights.  If you are going to wear socks, wear proper socks, not "pop socks" (even the name is ugly).
I hope those are real tights
Well why does it matter?
  • If the trousers ride up so the top of the pop socks can be seen they look awful.
  • It's unfair on girls who make an effort and wear proper tights under their trousers.  Our snatches are boiling under all those layers, why should you keep yours cool and pretend you are in nylons.  
  • Encountering a pair of pop socks could put a guy off nyloned feet for life.  This is hard on us girls who don't have perfect feet and can't afford a celeb pedicure and so rely on tights to keep out feet looking nice.
You party all night in your stocking feet and then find he has a foot phobia  caused by seeing his mother in pop socks
For the guys - how to tell when a woman is lying about having tights under her trousers 

(1) If you can see the waist band of her tights then its OK
This is not always possible and asking her to pull her tights waist band up or her trousers down may cause offence (yes really).
(2) If she is wearing cropped trousers you may be able to see enough of her tights legs to know one way or the other
Probably high enough
But could these be pulled up pop socks
Pop socks are likely to give themselves away by rolling down like ordinary socks.

(3) Pop socks under leggings or may be detectable because the leggings are not smooth
It is probably harder to spot pop socks under skin tight jeans than under leggings.

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