Wednesday 3 April 2013

Ten reasons for tights under shorts.

According to StyleBistro: on the set of a new TV pilot, Krysten Ritter re-introduced the tights-under-shorts trend.
Krysten Ritter
Now I'm not aware that the trend had gone away.  In its most recent incarnation I think the trend may go back to girls in the Far East.
Girls from the Far East in the far Far West (Cardiff)
Although in fact it goes all the way back to the Dukes of Hazard in the 1970s.  Apparently seeing Daisy Duke in shorts and bare legs was considered too provocative.  So, she had to wear pantyhose with her shorts creating a whole new male fetish.
It also it depends what we mean by shorts.  Here I'm talking about short shorts rather than knee length shorts.  Knee lengths shorts are cool too.  If nothing else they may provide a stepping stone for the shy on the way to short shorts, its just that this blog post will get long enough just confining itself to short shorts.
Not so short shorts with tights
I know I have blogged something like this before, but in case there is any danger of this fantastic trend dying out, here are 10 reasons for wearing shorts with tights.

(1) Shorts let you show off your legs whilst hiding them.
Very Zen.  "What is the appearance of the leg you cannot see?"  But you know what I mean.  The pasty whiteness of your legs can be hidden under tan tights.

If you have a little more to hide, such as cellulite or having not shaved your legs recently, then you can go for more opaque tights.
BTW I am not making any judgement on this girl's legs.  I am sure they are fantastic.  Often tights with shorts are just a fashion statement 
(2) Tights keep your legs warm.
You can show off your shapely pins without freezing to death.  This means that you can wear shorts in the autumn and winter months and not just in the summer.
Autumnal shorts
To keep the chill breeze off
(3) You can show off more leg with shorts
Sure you can go for a short skirt and tights.
A little too short girls?
Maybe you can get away with it with opaques, but more sheer tights?
With shorts you can show maximum leg in sheer or opaque tights.
(4) Tights with shorts protects your modesty.
No embarrassing "up-skirt" shot to go on facebook no matter how you position yourself.  You can enjoy yourself without worrying what anyone else might see.
See no pants
At a more subtle level, shorts with tights show that you are not an easy lay.  What! Has Joy of Tights suddenly got fundamentalist religion?  No, simple fact of evolution, guys are programmed to take advantage at the slightest encouragement.  3 layers shorts, tights, knickers tells him that he won't get inside all three layers unless you think he is really worth it.
Which girl will he go for? Is the one on the right too willing?
In case you think I'm being unfair to the male sex, I found this comment online
"It doesn't matter as long as I can get into her vagina, mouth, and hopefully anus. That's the answer for every heterosexual male." Yahoo question
(5) You can be cheeky with tights
I'm not contradicting point (4).  You can be cheeky by showing the tops of your tights, even though you are not revealing that much.  Sort of showing your underwear while not showing your underwear.  You can be a bit of a rebel with shorts and tights.
Can you see her tights tops?
(6) Shorts let you show off your tights.
If you have a great pair of tights, why hide them with a below the knee skirt, or even a just above the knee skirt?  I know a lot of tights have a repeated design, but even these look better if you can see the whole length of the tights.
Furthermore, some designs like suspender tights loose their raison d'être (see I can do posh), if you cannot see the whole length of the leg.
This may be the ideal way of showing off your new pair of suspender tights.......
... but this is a tad more practical.
(7) Tights with shorts add variety to your wardrobe.
Now I am not suggesting that you should wear nothing but tights and shorts
Yes, a top with those tights and shorts would help
But they can add yet another dimension to your outfits.  Why stick with just skirts, dresses and long trousers?  Shorts themselves come in any different flavours
Traditional denim cut off
Tight and shiney (not sure...)
Coloured and cut off
Smart casual - as modeled but Sienna Miller
And of course you can multiply the possibilities by matching with all sorts of tights.
From classic black sheers.....
.... to something a bit more patterned.
(8) You can wear shorts and tights in lots of different places
I'm not sure I agree with StyleBirsto that you can wear shorts and tights at work.  But adding tights to shorts does add formality provided the shorts are not cut off.
Jennifer Love-Hewitt looking very business like, but I'm not sure my boss would like it
Smart, but is it smart enough for work?  Probably not, but perhaps OK for a more formal night out with friends
(9) Celebs are into the style.
Besides those seen earlier
Nicole Richie
Miranda Kerr
Zooey Deschanel - a favourite of joy of tights
(10) Everyone else is doing it
Oh no they are not!
I'm not sure this a good reason, but for what its worth, here is a poll from that StyleBistro page.

Observant readers will have noticed that I haven't cited men liking girls in shorts as a reason for wearing shorts with tights because:
  • I don't know what men think (who does, do they even?).  Perhaps this is a topic for a poll.
  • What men like shouldn't be our main concern.
Does he like her in tights and shorts showing the tops of her tights?  Should she give a shit?
Girl in shorts and tights likes girl in skirt and tights.  Is in mutual?


BTW: Don't expect a long post tomorrow, today and yesterday I am off work waiting for the great Britsh workman.

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