Get some tights girls!

Seen out in Newcastle last weekend

Good girl, fag to keep her lungs warm

Go on have a snog, that will keep you warm.

Since Joy of Tights is a British blog it is proud to be obsessed with the weather and apparently:

• The Arctic weather looks set to continue as weather people warn temperatures could stay below average for most of March. 
• On Monday parts of Britain faced temperatures colder than Moscow.  
• And it looks like Spring - due to officially start on March 1 -  could also be delayed, as the Met Office warns much of the next month will also will be colder that usual

So here is Joy of Tights' advice to those party goers in Newcastle who braved the icy pavements dressed only in high heels and skimpy dresses over the weekend.  Even if it doesn't snow...

(1) [Best] Go for opaque tights and long socks

(2) [Not bad] Go for opaques and boots

Maybe not the wellie variety

Kinkier boots, but rather thinner tights

(3) [If nothing else] wear some sheer tights to give your legs some protection

Higher denier sheer

Sheer sheer

However little else you wear put so some tights to keep toes, feet, legs and other parts warm.  (You do not want frost bite there)

And the hottest part of her body is......?