Saturday, 29 October 2016

Brit Boys Hose Up

The UK Daily Mail has been getting Brit Boys - well more Brits Guys than Brit Boys - into tights.  Well why not? Women have been putting on and wearing - (know what I mean?) -  the trousers for years.

The Men first look a bit puzzled about the tights
Us girls we know about tights, we don't need to study them.  Tights they are just one more thing to pack.
Of course men are more used to putting on socks and trousers, so tights might be a challenge to their small brains.
Yes, the guys were finding the tights quite a challenge:
'Is there a discernible difference between front and back?' asks one of the men, turning over the hosiery in his hands.

'So they start off all wrinkled?' asks another, while the third man slips his hand into one the legs musing: 'I don't even know if my arm fits!'
Still they manage

 
 But hey, its girls who rock when it comes to putting on tights.

 There was a display of pants (briefs) under tights.

But any one can show their knickers under tights - doen't take much brain - and our knickers look so much better than your briefs.
Apparently
Another, struggling to pull them up to his waist level, observes: 'Wow... those are not loose.'
Yes well, that's why they are called tights.  (Male intelligence? Spot the contradiction.)

The men start to see the advantages of tights:
'I'm starting to feel a lot more aerodynamic!' remarks one of the men.

Girls do you go faster in tights?
Well they could help in roller blading
There were some "ninja" kicks in tights.
Well we can all thrust our nyloned soles out.
One happy customer breaks into a series of poses ..., declaring: 'I feel like a ninja could wear this. You don't even hear me coming.

'I feel tough. I do. Now I get it!' he says.
  
Of course women are the real superheros in tights:
  • Paid work
  • Domestic work
  • Birthing
  • Looking after the next generation
  • (And giving demanding males blow-jobs)
There is more to being a super-hero than ninja kicks.
 One final comment from the article
Surprisingly, however, the guys seem to be getting into the feeling of wearing the pantyhose, stretching their legs.

'I think I could get into this!' says one. 
 Well guys we've been into this for years.  What took you so long?

 


1 comment:

  1. Men need to know that to wear tights or pantyhose, always shave your legs first. Tights can become addictive, but a really good addiction.

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