Scenes from HoseMass. The 10 step programme.

1. Cooking

This part of the day .....

... may result in violence

2. Eating

3. Opening Gifts

4. Drinking

5. Hating the Family

6. Making a fool of yourself

7. Yet more drinking

8. Making a bigger fool of yourself

9. Being Ill

10. Sleeping

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