Saturday 26 December 2015

10 Things to do (in pantyhose of course) in the days after Christmas

1. Help Partner with DIY
  • Pantyhose required to distract him into something more interesting
  • Shoes required to avoid the nails be has dropped
2. Catch up with Face book
  • Pantyhose not required unless partner has turned heating off to save money
3. Learn to use tech that came as an Xmas present
  
  • Pantyhose required so you can accidentally record your hosed feet, which can then go viral on You Tube
 4. Goto MacDonald's
Anything is better than Xmas leftovers
  • Pantyhose required so you can use your legs to tempt the spotty server into giving you a free "Happy" "meal"
5. Show video of embarrassing stuff from Christmas
  •  Pantyhose and stocking feet required - perhaps they'll look at your feet rather than the embarrassing footage
6. Go show shopping - obviously
  •  Pantyhose required - other shoppers won't want your bare feet to be have been in shoes you didn't by.  In any case they help the shoes to slip on.
7. Sleep

  • Pantyhose helpful for warmth
8 . Eat Leftovers
  • Also see 4
9. Masturbate 

  • Rubbing through pantyhose may give a different quality to the experience
10. Go for a walk in the woods
This could be combined with 9, in which case tights might help hide what you are doing...
....or it could be made more fun by finding a girl to lez in up with in the woods
But let's assume you are just going for a walk in the woods
  • Pantyhose are helpful for warmth
  • or in case you meet Satan in the woods
 I hear he likes to leave behind the pantyhose of those he's played with as a sign for others
NB Don't expect Satan to be impressed that you've worn devil horns during Halloween
Even with red tights and a tail
Or be impressed that you wore devil horns at a barbecue once.

 Although the Bar-B might give in some ideas of what to do with you.

Ah yes, a walk in the woods could be so much more interesting than the other post Christmas options - if somewhat terminal depending who you meet

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