Sunday, 26 December 2010

Xmas visiting....

When visiting this xtmas / New Year time don't forget to take your shoes off when:
  • for increased comfort
  • to help the informal party atmosphere
  • to protect your hosts carpets
Tights should be worn when visiting:
  • For warmth
  • To improve the appearance of your outfit
  • To give your legs that smooth shapely look whilst hiding any imperfections
  • To drive any tights fetish perverts to distraction.
And while you are there have one - drink that is not tights perv - (preferably 6) for me!

Cool pattern!

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