Guys don't forget give your partner in nylon joy

Love getting feedback from you guys.  Recently Anonymous posted this as tumblr feedback

"which might lead to fun for him and hopefully you.<<< that picture is exactly how it all started !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The picture my correspondent is referring to is a lady rubbing her nyloned foot against a guy's trousers which clearly contain a hard cock.

Well Anonymous, may I call your Anonymous, or do you prefer Anon?  Anyway Anonymous I'm glad to see that the use of a girl's nylon covered foot can still turn a man into a raving tights fetishist.  But have you re-payed girls in tights for this honour?  Here are two suggestions.

Worshipping her feet is a good start.  It can be quite relaxing and sets the right tone for the relationship.

Let your tongue get busy with her pussy.  First through her tights, then rip her tights open and get tasting.  As this post of going out before the 9pm watershed, I post a moderate image.

When he gets the technique right, she'll take the shorts off

If I haven't responded to your comments yet, I will get round to it, so keep the feedback coming.  (And keep cumming back).

Not me, but I quite often read your posts like this.  (To be honest I also read them wearing my XXXL jeans and with bare feet - sorry if they spoils the fantasy)

Suspend disbelief to get the X-factor like Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian took charge on Friday.  The 28-year-old reality star looked incredibly sexy and powerful as she emerged from a white SUV outside a Los Angeles hotel.  The US X Factor host took the plunge in a cleavage-baring wrap dress, suspender style tights, and black wedge booties.

If you didn't know

Khloé Alexandra Kardashian Odom (born June 27, 1984) is an American socialite, television personality, businesswoman, fashion designer, author, actress and presenter. In 2007, she came to prominence as a cast member on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, an E! reality television series she shares with her family, and would later appear in its spin-off series, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami and Khloé & Lamar. As of October 2012, Kardashian serves as co-host on the American version of The X Factor along with Mario Lopez. She is married to Lamar Odom. (As in the TV show).

Khloe's thick ombré locks were set in cascading romantic curls and she rocked a daring pink lip.  The brunette socialite has been dressing to the nines for several recent photo shoots to promote her famous family's various television shows, endorsements, and apparel.  (Nice little earner).

Why not get a super-sexy look like Khloe with suspender tights?

If you don't like the classic black suspender tights with black pretend suspender strap why not go for something in red?

Or how about having the suspender made out of little bows or  hearts or something?

Alternatively try these ultra-cool fishnet effect suspender tights.

Tights pretending to be stockings are all the rage.  Why not? Some people think stockings are more sexy and we all agree tights are more practical.  Some tights have the stocking top effect without the suspender.

Shoes to die for

They don't have to be black...

Stocking top effect or just nice leafy design?

You can wear to your suspender tights to take the dog walkies.  (The dog won't mind and may even be pleased that such a cool pair of legs is taking him out).

But the real place where suspender (or other types of stocking look alike) tights score, (or help you score), is in the bedroom.  He won't be able to resist.  This could be expensive as he rips his way in.

Guys, don't look too close, you'll go blind. (Or at least get man gunk on the keyboard)

Your play in stocking tights need not be in bed.  Crawling round the floor in your tights pretending to be stockings (that is the tights are pretending to be stockings, not you pretending to be a pair of stockings), could get him doing it doggy.

In the doggy style sex position, the receiving partner (that's you) is available for a variety of sex acts, with the penetrating partner (that's him) being able to perform anal sex (thanks, but no thanks) or vaginal penetration (oh such a romantic term) from behind, as well as oral sex (eat me, eat me, its about time it was his turn) or anilingus. (sexual stimulation of the anus by the tongue or mouth. aka Gross out time). The active partner (him again) is also able to massage or stimulate the receiving partner's erogenous zones, such as the genitals, nipples, or buttocks, or administer a "playful" spank (oxymoron - go look it up guys) to the buttocks, or introduce a sex toy (if he is a sick fuck), such as a dildo or vibrator, into the vagina or anus. 

After the tights.  Has she passed out with pleasure or is he so bad she has fallen asleep? (HINT most girls prefer you to take the socks off)

But he may like you so much in suspender tights that you are never allowed out of them.

Why Bigger Girls Need Tights More Than Ever

Research has  found a connection between the thin waist of a woman and the likelihood of her husband or boyfriend having good erectile function and sexual satisfaction. The results of the study which were published by the respected clinical journal the Archives of Sexual Behavior recorded that the slimmer that a woman’s waist was the higher the level of sexual satisfaction recorded by her man and a lower chance of him suffering from erectile dysfunction.

The researchers said that it was clear that a slender waist was directly connected to better erectile function, a higher level of sexual attraction irrespective of age and also an increased frequency of sexual intercourse.

Even if you are older you will get more thinner

So how can we bigger girls compete to get our men hard?

Yes, by eating less, but how else?

But wearing tights of course, to hide the imperfections in our legs to try to compensate for the bigger waist. Black is thought to be slimming, and who knows a guy with a nylon fetish might go for reinforced toes over the thin waist (let's hope).

Opaques can be good because they hide more

Add seamed (black) tights for a bit of extra sex appeal

You could also go for cool patterned tights - in black of course

With cool shoes

Not sure about stripes but some of us can carry it off

Tits are always a good weapon

If you don't like black try a loud colour to get you noticed.

Or some patterns with even cooler shoes

Whatever the direct effect on him, looking good will make you confident and that will make you more sexy.

We all put on weight as we get older, so try training your man into a nylon fetish now

Show him a hit of nyloned leg

and those reinforced toes

Train him like Pavlov's dog to associate nylon tights with sex.  Show him a nyloned foot and his cock with start to stiffen - oh yes.  So that when the younger model with the thinner waist comes along at least you will know the power of nyloned toes on your man.

Tights and tits winning combination

Later on when you are, errrm bigger, he will still associate tights and tits with a good shag

Of course some thin girls know about tights to

Don't try to make us feel better  by hiding your thin waist

Lucky bitch

Christmas and the single girl - how a few pairs of tights can help

Christmas rapidly approaches.  That time for spending time with families that we hate and spend the rest of the year avoiding.  So here's a guide to how packing a few pairs of tights can help the single girl off to a family gathering.

This some practical points.

1.  Tights keep you warm.  Even in a mild winter the family home may be freezing, and you will want to get away from the horde even if it is into the freezing blizzard outside.  Tights will help in both cases.

2. Tights are an easy way to change a outfit.  You can change the look of your outfit merely by changing your tights.  So you can take fewer outfits.  Or better still you can take lots of outfits and appear to have lots more outfits.

Change to sheer tan tights for a different look

3. Tights make shoes more comfortable.  You want to wear your best heels at Christmas.  Both to make you feel better and to show off to the relatives.  Tights can make these shoes more comfortable.  And if you have to take your shoes off the relatives may find stocking feet more acceptable that bare feet.

You have not even got home yet, and your heels hurt!

But perhaps more important are the social and psychological benefits of wearing tights:

4. Tights can make you feel better.  Tights make your legs look better by hiding imperfections and highlighting their shape.  This will improve your mood.  What is more if you are wearing outfits with tights you will probably make more of an effort.  The care needed to get your tights right will encourage you to take the same care with the rest of your outfit.  Of course you can still look a mess in tights, but it is much easier to look slovenly in socks and jeans.

Feel good in your tights

5. Tights are a way of defining your identity.  We all need to know who we are.  And in these post modern days you might as well define yourself as a lover of tights as anything else.  Better that people know you as the girl always in tights, or as the girl in interesting tights, than not know you at all.  In these days when such a variety of tights are available and many avoid tights, it is possible to define yourself in terms of tights.  If the gods are dead, you might as well worship tights as the TV, the web, your 'phone or TOWIE.

Even royalty has been prepared to define themselves in terms of tights.  Look at all the media excitement when Kate Middleton was seen in sheer nude tights.

But my particular tights heroine is "Sweet in Pantyhose" who has for a number of years been promoting the joy of pantyhose on the web.  Sweet has defined herself in terms of her tan / nude pantyhose and her trademark heels.

Junior pantyhose pervert meets older tights wearer

Not at Christmas - but can happen @ Christmas 2

6. You'll always have a friend if you wear tights.  Yes there is bound to be someone in your extended family or in the neighbours who get invited round who is a pantyhose pervert.  Now normally you might want to avoid the pantyhose pervert, but if no one else is talking to you, slip off your heels, walk around in your stocking feet, and a PH pervert will come to talk to you.  His conversation may be stilted as he keeps focusing on your tights, but at least you will have company.  You can exploit him to get you drinks and may even persuade him to buy you new shoes to go with your tights.  If conversation flags, just mention tights - something like "These new M&S tights don't ladder so often", and the talk will flow (and his mouth will water).  You may find it difficult to get rid of him.  But if a shag is available nowhere else, he will fuck your brains out - but only as long as you keep your tights on.

Which brings me on to the use of tights for Christmas sex.

Tights vs socks.  Who get the only half decent guy?

7. Tights will help you get a Christmas shag....  A man won't have to be a PH pervert to be attracted to your legs in tights.  (Notice your legs in tights, not your tights).   Your smoother, more shapely legs will attract him.  And even a normal man gets some sexual arousal from black sheer nylon or black fishnet.  You can wear your skirt shorter with tights and even flash your tights tops - a way of showing him your underwear, while not quite showing him your underwear.  Last but not least, that extra confidence from wearing tights will make you extra attractive.
8. ...without looking like a Christmas slag.  Yes I know you could go in bare legs.  But think how cheap bare legs make you look.  You will look like a girl out to get pissed and be on the pull on a Friday night.  The guys will be wondering if you even have knickers on.  You want to man, but you don't want to appear too desperate, or you'll get a chav  you gives you a quick and (for you) unsatisfying fuck.  Guys are falling over themselves to get in girl's muff, don't make it too easy for them.

Would you really ware that dress without tights?

Finally, some points that I can't fit anywhere else:

9. Spare pairs of tights make last minute presents.  Forgot to get your niece a present?  Looks like she is about your size.  Give her that pair of unopened black tights.   You might:

• Turn her into a tights lover.
• Get her a ride with a hot guy.
• Get the local pantyhose pervert tossing off over her.
• Get her to think you are a tight (ungenerous) bitch - which you are.

Even more fun - if you can identify your family's pantyhose pervert - give him a pair of your (used) pantyhose wrapped up under the Christmas tree.  Watch the colour of his face - and his trousers - when he opens them.

Looks like she enjoying herself, even if they were a pair of old Tesco tights you found in your bag

When alcohol fails, strangulation is

the only means of escape from the relatives

10. If all else fails, end it all with tights.  Yes you can try to hang yourself with a pair of your tights.   If tights define your identity what better way to go but wearing a pair while another pair squeezes the breath of life out of you?  OK, I'm not sure your tights will take your weight, but if your family pantyhose pervert is pervy enough he may finish you off......

Happy Christmas!