This some practical points.
1. Tights keep you warm. Even in a mild winter the family home may be freezing, and you will want to get away from the horde even if it is into the freezing blizzard outside. Tights will help in both cases.
2. Tights are an easy way to change a outfit. You can change the look of your outfit merely by changing your tights. So you can take fewer outfits. Or better still you can take lots of outfits and appear to have lots more outfits.
Change to sheer tan tights for a different look |
You have not even got home yet, and your heels hurt! |
4. Tights can make you feel better. Tights make your legs look better by hiding imperfections and highlighting their shape. This will improve your mood. What is more if you are wearing outfits with tights you will probably make more of an effort. The care needed to get your tights right will encourage you to take the same care with the rest of your outfit. Of course you can still look a mess in tights, but it is much easier to look slovenly in socks and jeans.
Feel good in your tights |
5. Tights are a way of defining your identity. We all need to know who we are. And in these post modern days you might as well define yourself as a lover of tights as anything else. Better that people know you as the girl always in tights, or as the girl in interesting tights, than not know you at all. In these days when such a variety of tights are available and many avoid tights, it is possible to define yourself in terms of tights. If the gods are dead, you might as well worship tights as the TV, the web, your 'phone or TOWIE.
Even royalty has been prepared to define themselves in terms of tights. Look at all the media excitement when Kate Middleton was seen in sheer nude tights.
But my particular tights heroine is "Sweet in Pantyhose" who has for a number of years been promoting the joy of pantyhose on the web. Sweet has defined herself in terms of her tan / nude pantyhose and her trademark heels.
Junior pantyhose pervert meets older tights wearer |
Not at Christmas - but can happen @ Christmas 2 |
Which brings me on to the use of tights for Christmas sex.
Tights vs socks. Who get the only half decent guy? |
8. ...without looking like a Christmas slag. Yes I know you could go in bare legs. But think how cheap bare legs make you look. You will look like a girl out to get pissed and be on the pull on a Friday night. The guys will be wondering if you even have knickers on. You want to man, but you don't want to appear too desperate, or you'll get a chav you gives you a quick and (for you) unsatisfying fuck. Guys are falling over themselves to get in girl's muff, don't make it too easy for them.
Would you really ware that dress without tights? |
9. Spare pairs of tights make last minute presents. Forgot to get your niece a present? Looks like she is about your size. Give her that pair of unopened black tights. You might:
- Turn her into a tights lover.
- Get her a ride with a hot guy.
- Get the local pantyhose pervert tossing off over her.
- Get her to think you are a tight (ungenerous) bitch - which you are.
Looks like she enjoying herself, even if they were a pair of old Tesco tights you found in your bag |
When alcohol fails, strangulation is |
the only means of escape from the relatives |
Happy Christmas!
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