Showing posts with label novelty tights. Show all posts
Showing posts with label novelty tights. Show all posts

Saturday, 23 March 2013

KISS: Amelia Lily wears a pair of lipstick-print tights


Since leaping to fame on The X Factor 18 months ago, Amelia Lily has always stood out from the crowd.  And as she left The Ivy in London on Monday night, (look it takes Joy of Tights a while to catch up with these things), there was no missing the teenage singer in her eye-catching lipstick-print tights. The 18-year-old's tight featured red and pink lipstick prints, which she teamed with a black playsuit and leather jacket as she left the West End restaurant and bar.

Well since seeing Amelia in her fantastic tights, Joy of Tights has been wondering where you can get a pair.  There have certainly been a range of lippy tights made.
More lips than Amelia, perhaps  a little too many..
Lippy tights with outfit
Well I like the pair I found at ModCloth.  They have a nice sparkle as well as nice kisses.  And they have a reinforced toe which I always think helps tights live a little longer.  But you have to order from the US, although the site does make a thing about shipping to the UK too.
Sparkles and Kisses form Modcloth
DIY kisses tights
Now being a naughty person Joy of Tights thought you could make your own tights with kisses on.  Yes you could get the lippy out and draw on a pair.  But wouldn't it be more fun to get a girlfriend to kiss your tights?
Get those lippy lips all over her tights
Go on, you want to snog the fishnets!
Getting kisses all over her tights
If you are not the kind of girl who likes other girls kissing her legs, you might get a guy to do it.
Tights with kisses on for Christmas?
Go on, plant a smacker on her tights
Now what is he going to kiss?
Now whilst you will always get a guy to kiss your legs, and somewhere else if you are lucky, getting him in the lippy might be more difficult.  (And do you want to - especially if he is already into wearing tights?).

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

The ABCs of tights

If a guy stares at your legs in these tights, he doesn't have a fetish, he is just trying to "learn his letters".  (They find this kind of advanced intellectual activity difficult).

Friday, 1 March 2013

These tights are armed (if not dangerous)

Ever felt like taking a gun into the office.  Just to scare the shit out of that accounts bitch?
Well don't! Even if it is just your toy from cosplay.  The great British Bobby (evenin all - mind how you go), lacks a sense of humour, and you are liable to end up with a bullet in the brain.

But if you do need to be tooled up in tights try these:
With the body of the gun and barrel on one leg and the handle on the other, Joy of Tights is sure there are some who would call them 'controversial' and 'shocing', but Joy of Tights thinks they look kinda cool.

So lets see them on:


OK, and how do they fit into the whole outfit?

And where can you get them?  Sadly they are out of production.  But fear not there were heaps of the tights on sale on eBay, some starting from as little as £2.
Sponsored by Apple like everything else
So who wears these tights? Ellie Goulding - (English singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist) - has impressive fashion sense. Keeping things largely casual, she selects quirky and individual pieces to style up a low-key look, like these tights.
Just to show Ellie's choice of these tights is not a one off:
So get these tights while stocks last, but wear others in a situation where laddering is likely!
I couldn't help myself, I just had a add a naughty picture.  But you wouldn't want your machine gun tights to go like this?