Friday 1 March 2013

These tights are armed (if not dangerous)

Ever felt like taking a gun into the office.  Just to scare the shit out of that accounts bitch?
Well don't! Even if it is just your toy from cosplay.  The great British Bobby (evenin all - mind how you go), lacks a sense of humour, and you are liable to end up with a bullet in the brain.

But if you do need to be tooled up in tights try these:
With the body of the gun and barrel on one leg and the handle on the other, Joy of Tights is sure there are some who would call them 'controversial' and 'shocing', but Joy of Tights thinks they look kinda cool.

So lets see them on:


OK, and how do they fit into the whole outfit?

And where can you get them?  Sadly they are out of production.  But fear not there were heaps of the tights on sale on eBay, some starting from as little as £2.
Sponsored by Apple like everything else
So who wears these tights? Ellie Goulding - (English singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist) - has impressive fashion sense. Keeping things largely casual, she selects quirky and individual pieces to style up a low-key look, like these tights.
Just to show Ellie's choice of these tights is not a one off:
So get these tights while stocks last, but wear others in a situation where laddering is likely!
I couldn't help myself, I just had a add a naughty picture.  But you wouldn't want your machine gun tights to go like this?

1 comment:

  1. I like seeing ladies with holes and ladders in their tights. Perhaps my mind makes an association with them being well-worn and maybe a bit...well, dirty :)

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