Other ways of keeping warm in tights

(1) Wear two pairs
Great for saving on the heating indoors.  Traps a layer of insulating air between the pairs.

Fishnet over sheer tan 

Two layers to keep warm?  But I don't advise the penis envy, whatever Freud said

(2) Wear very high boots over your tights

(3) Drink alcohol
You know how having a drink makes you feel warm?  Well have a drink.

She's got the man to keep her warm, but she's got the can.

Ahhh, some clever dick - people who think they are clever usually have a dick - will say:

"Alcoholic drink makes  you feel warmer, but it actually lowers your core body temperature.  Alcohol may make your skin feel warm, but this apparent heat wave is deceptive. A nip or two actually causes your blood vessels to dilate, moving warm blood closer to the surface of your skin, making you feel warmer temporarily. At the same time, however, those same veins pumping blood closer to the skin's surface cause you to lose core body heat "

But this is wear the tights come in see, they trap the heat before it escapes.

Feel warmer?

Not convinced?  Well I am, but then again I've had a few.  You might die of hypothermia but you will die happy.

Alcohol may result in errors of judgement.

(4) Rub your tights legs with those of another girl

• Warning this may make any boy scout or pantyhose pervert nearby spontaneously combust.
• Warning may cause nylon burns
• Warning may cause dampness and you may start fancying girls

Rub feet together for warmth.

Sharing girl heat

To start fire rub legs vigorously

(5) Get aroused