Blasphemous Rumours

In Satan's great master-plan to corrupt humankind via the Internet, Joy of Tights is an insignificant and low key part.  My role is discuss whether tights should be worn with sandals....

........ and so encourage guys to take an abnormal interest in feet and shoes and indeed tights.  Or I might discuss how guys acquire their fetish for tights.

And in doing help men to think that their tights fetish, and by extension other more extreme perversions, are normal and so to be indulged.  It might even show nyloned feet, in the pretext of discussing different types of tights toes......

These are sheer toes by the way

 .....but really seeking to lead men to foot worship.

Form where they can start looking for nylon footjob videos and be lead to the glorious nest of corruption that is (for instance) xHamster.

But today I feel like blogging a deliciously depraved post.  What has brought on this desire?

Good Friday.  The day Christians celebrate the crucifixion of Jesus.

Satan himself requires me to desecrate this day with images mocking and perverting the faith.

But is not the Christian faith -in itself - beyond parody and perversion?

Jesus appeared to be convinced that God wants him to die for others

"For even I (literally the Son of Man) did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many" Mark 10:45

Now I have no objection to people seeking pain for pleasure or payment.

However, Jesus was not just to be shitting bricks but sweating blood over his fate.

"Jesus went out as usual to the Mount of Olives, and his disciples followed him. On reaching the place, he said to them, “Pray that you will not fall into temptation.”  He withdrew about a stone’s throw beyond them, knelt down and prayed,  “Father, if you are willing, take this cup from me; yet not my will, but yours be done.”  An angel from heaven  appeared to him and strengthened him.  And being in anguish, he prayed more earnestly, and his sweat was like  drops of blood falling to the ground." Luke 22:39-44

And after all this Jesus thinks God has deserted him.

"At noon, darkness came over the whole land until three in the afternoon. And at three in the afternoon Jesus  cried out in a loud voice, “Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” (which means “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”).  When some of those standing near heard this, they said, “Listen, he’s calling Elijah.”  Someone ran, filled a sponge with wine vinegar, put it on a staff, and offered it to Jesus to drink. “Now leave him alone. Let’s see if Elijah comes to take him down,” he said. With a loud cry, Jesus breathed his last. " Mark 15:33-37

  So either:

• Jesus was deluded
• or God is a has a sick sense of humour and set Jesus up to suffer for His fun.

I do not know which it is.  But God does seem to be a sick fuck

"At midnight the Lord struck down all the firstborn in Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn of the prisoner, who was in the dungeon, and the firstborn of all the livestock as well.  Pharaoh and all his officials and all the Egyptians got up during the night, and there was loud wailing in Egypt, for there was not a house without someone dead." Exodus 12:29-30

So God kills everyone's oldest kid.  How is that for child abuse?  And what had the animals done?

Perhaps there is only one way to treat the Bible

And if scripture should not be desecrated for its ethics, how about for its lack of logic

".... Moses summoned all the elders of Israel and said to them, “Go at once and select the animals for your families and slaughter the Passover lamb. Take a bunch of hyssop, dip it into the blood in the basin and put some of the blood on the top and on both sides of the doorframe. None of you shall go out of the door of your house until morning. When the Lord goes through the land to strike down the Egyptians, he will see the blood on the top and sides of the doorframe and will pass over that doorway, and he will not permit the destroyer to enter your houses and strike you down." 

 Couldn't God (as omniscient being) know which families were "his people"?   Could savvy Egyptians have avoided their fate with a bit of red paint on the door post?  Who is the destroyer?  Is God sub-contracting the killing? (Perhaps to Satan?)

Desecrating it does less harm than reading it.

Note to self -watch what you smoke before blogging