Saturday 9 March 2013

Suspend disbelief to get the X-factor like Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian took charge on Friday.  The 28-year-old reality star looked incredibly sexy and powerful as she emerged from a white SUV outside a Los Angeles hotel.  The US X Factor host took the plunge in a cleavage-baring wrap dress, suspender style tights, and black wedge booties.

If you didn't know

Khloé Alexandra Kardashian Odom (born June 27, 1984) is an American socialite, television personality, businesswoman, fashion designer, author, actress and presenter. In 2007, she came to prominence as a cast member on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, an E! reality television series she shares with her family, and would later appear in its spin-off series, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami and Khloé & Lamar. As of October 2012, Kardashian serves as co-host on the American version of The X Factor along with Mario Lopez. She is married to Lamar Odom. (As in the TV show).


Khloe's thick ombré locks were set in cascading romantic curls and she rocked a daring pink lip.  The brunette socialite has been dressing to the nines for several recent photo shoots to promote her famous family's various television shows, endorsements, and apparel.  (Nice little earner).

Why not get a super-sexy look like Khloe with suspender tights?
If you don't like the classic black suspender tights with black pretend suspender strap why not go for something in red?
Or how about having the suspender made out of little bows or  hearts or something?

Alternatively try these ultra-cool fishnet effect suspender tights.
Tights pretending to be stockings are all the rage.  Why not? Some people think stockings are more sexy and we all agree tights are more practical.  Some tights have the stocking top effect without the suspender.
Shoes to die for
They don't have to be black...
Stocking top effect or just nice leafy design?
You can wear to your suspender tights to take the dog walkies.  (The dog won't mind and may even be pleased that such a cool pair of legs is taking him out).
But the real place where suspender (or other types of stocking look alike) tights score, (or help you score), is in the bedroom.  He won't be able to resist.  This could be expensive as he rips his way in.
Guys, don't look too close, you'll go blind. (Or at least get man gunk on the keyboard)
Your play in stocking tights need not be in bed.  Crawling round the floor in your tights pretending to be stockings (that is the tights are pretending to be stockings, not you pretending to be a pair of stockings), could get him doing it doggy.
In the doggy style sex position, the receiving partner (that's you) is available for a variety of sex acts, with the penetrating partner (that's him) being able to perform anal sex (thanks, but no thanks) or vaginal penetration (oh such a romantic term) from behind, as well as oral sex (eat me, eat me, its about time it was his turn) or anilingus. (sexual stimulation of the anus by the tongue or mouth. aka Gross out time). The active partner (him again) is also able to massage or stimulate the receiving partner's erogenous zones, such as the genitals, nipples, or buttocks, or administer a "playful" spank (oxymoron - go look it up guys) to the buttocks, or introduce a sex toy (if he is a sick fuck), such as a dildo or vibrator, into the vagina or anus. 
After the tights.  Has she passed out with pleasure or is he so bad she has fallen asleep? (HINT most girls prefer you to take the socks off)
But he may like you so much in suspender tights that you are never allowed out of them.


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