Funky colour, but what are you doing to the carpet? |
2. Tights come in funky patterns. That will get you noticed by friends and colleagues.
Love the hearts |
3.Tights are warm. Go bare legged and you could shiver, but tan tights can give than nude legs appearance and keep you warm. Leggings go so far, but don't cover the feet. And do you want to wear socks which spoil the line of your legs. Stocking give some warmth, but leave you exposed "up there",
4. Many men find tights sexy. Like stockings they have a sheer and sexy appearance, but they keep that sheer and sexy appearance all the way up. With clothing more can be less. But making access more difficult tights can be a real tease. And of course there are the tights fetishists, who you can wrap round your little finger - with a pair of tights.
Are they or aren't they? |
6. Tights cover up the little imperfections on our legs. Especially as we get older, our legs retain a sexy shape, but just have a few veins visible, some dimples and spots, and maybe even a little cellulite. Tights can cover a magnitude of such sins. And its not just the legs. How many of us have perfect feet? How many is can afford or have time for a pedicure. Tights with sandals can make your feet look as smooth ans sexy as your legs.
Short shorts |
8. Tights are a cheap way to change an old outfit. In these recession hit times they provide a cheap way to change or update a look.
Purple today, black tomorrow, then tan. Change the bf too! |
9. Tights prevent your shoes from rubbing. OK, I don't buy shoes because they are comfortable. But because I like them, because they are better than sex (with some people at least), because they shout at me and I have to buy however much I owe those nice credit cards. But tights can help me show off my shoes for longer by providing a little more comfort. The latest fashion is for socks (socks!) with heels. Only the very glamorous can get away with this look. The rest of us look like something out of an early edition of Corrie.
Tights stop those cute sandals from rubbing |
10. The people I hate, hate tights. The fashion journalists who want to tell us what to wear. The feminists who want to deny us the power of your sexuality and the eco-freaks who think my tights are a threat to the environment.
So girls, lets hope Santa puts tights in our stocking tonight Ho Ho Ho. Or if Santa is a hunky guy with a neat arse, lets hope he puts something into our tights.
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