For me the answer would always be yes. Dancing in stocking feet is so much more comfortable. I buy my heels to look good, not be comfortable OK? And lets face it, it's easier - at least if you are me. At the best of times I do the spastic chicken dance - sorry that's un PC - some of my best friends are chickens. (Chicken Pie, Chicken Curry, Roast Chicken). Now I've upset veggies too. (I wonder what a veggie tastes like?). Anyway like I was saying there is no way I can dance in heels when pissed.
I can hear the new puritans saying well "don't get drunk then" and "wear flats". Well I'm sorry but as Nietzsche said "God is dead",and as others have said life is meaningless and we are all going up the crematorium chimney in a puff of gas. So what what is left in life except getting pissed, stoned and buying shoes?
Enough philosophy already. Back to the tights trivia.
OMG she's dancing with the undertaker |
Of course there are down sides on boogieing in your stocking feet. Stepping in spilt crisps, nuts and drink. Having your feet stabbed by the bitch who kept her heels on.
Giving her feet a rest |
Can you dance in tights feet at any occasion? At weddings its compulsory. Not that I believe in weddings but its a chance to get rat arsed and maybe laid. Home parties its fine - they may even expect it to protect the carpet (!) At office parties its acceptable - since you are among friends and colleagues. No, I'm lying. I'm among the cows that hate me and I hate them. But if they don't like it, they need to talk to my stocking feet, 'cos my face ain't listening. Clubbing you need to play it by ear. Sometimes its cool, sometimes too crowded.
Get 'em off (the shoes alright) |
Well my lunch break is over so back to the office. But I'll be back soon with more tights trivia and more anger.
Did those feet attract the boys? |
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