Ho, Ho, Ho! 'Tis the season to be jolly. Some jokes you won't find in your crackers (unless, perhaps they come from Ann Sumers).
In decreasing order of "humour":
"Joke" 1 Q: Why are men like pairs of tights? A: They either cling or run.
"Joke" 2 Jack and Jill are having sex. As he thrusts Jack notices that Jill's toes are going up and down, up and down. Are you enjoying it so much your toes curl with pleasure he asks [As if Ed.] "No", she replies, I left my tights on.
"Joke" 3 Q: How can you tell that a woman in tights as farted? A: her ankles swell.
That's all folks - and aren't you glad!
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