Joy of Tights (aka pantyhose): The single girl's guide to new year sex

Thursday, 31 December 2015

The single girl's guide to new year sex

"The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears." W H Auden

Whilst Joy of Tights has the greatest respect for the professionalism of sex workers, doing those things, (and those men), that none of the rest of us want, I don't think this is an option for the single girl.

Spending New Year Eve with your BFFs is attractive. Dressing up, and hosing up, just for each other.

But it would be a pity not to have any New Year's Eve Sex, and there could be enough men to go around. The ancient Roman festival of Saturnalia which gave rise to Christmas and New Year featured

"Debauchery A time of wine, women, song, and letting loose your sexual impulses."

See a New Year Shag is traditional! And don't forget that In Roman times, Bacchus, the god of wine, became the lord of these festivals.

Drink plenty in honour of Bacchus

Back to sex

Happiness is three boys and three girls

But what if you are having the compete for cock?

Since this is Joy of Tights, I would recommend making the most of your pantyhosed legs and feet.

Starting Pantyhosed Stimulation

And you could drop your standards - alcohol will help here

Maybe not lower your standards this much

Alternatively you can follow the spirit of Bacchus, share the guys with other girls and have an orgy.

Remember that an orgy is not just great sex, it is a spiritual experience.

"The word "orgy" comes from the Greek word "orgia" meaning "secret worship". Since most secret worship involved sexual rituals, and Christians were opposed to anything sexual the word orgy came to have the .... meaning it has today, .....

Many words that are used to describe extreme religious fervour are also used to describe great sex, such as passion, bliss, and ecstasy. There were many orgies throughout the year as celebrations in the religion of the Goddess."

Share and share alike - its your spiritual duty

Three may not be a crowd

And if the guy is no good, hey you can always play with the other girls (If this doesn't get the guy going again nothing will )

Make sure you all get a share

It may be better not to have some men all to yourself

The police will be needed to ensure they all get a share of him. Oh they are the police

A few months later. The Life force was really flowing through him.

Bacchus would have been proud of his efforts

But what if there aren't enough girls for all the guys? Shame.

Two happy boys, later they'll be dipping their wicks with their balls deep to make babies. Their girls will soon be knocked up. Two unhappy boys will just have to wank off listening to the other two

Perhaps you can help those leftover guys out by letting them both (all) pleasure you.

But what would Jesus say? See top of picture

If multiple men were good enough for the Goddess Draupadi they are good enough fro you

Think of the advantages of taking multiple men:

The power. They will be so, so, so ....so grateful
When one has shot his load the other could still keep going
Being pleasured in so many ways at once
They will compete in pleasing you

Not the way to do it - she's not making the most of the available resources

Sharing the load

A few months later - the effect of all that New Year Sperm. Which guys sperm was fittest to get the job done? New Year is a time of new Life.

But perhaps you have had enough of guys and the unwanted gifts they leave behind growing inside you, draining your body and resources all so that they can pass on their genes. At Saturnalia:

"In Roman times, Bacchus, the god of wine, became the lord of these festivals. During the Bacchanalian festivals the everyday rules were turned topsy-turvy. The masters waited on the servants. All sexual prohibitions were lifted. "

What a good time to love your inner (or outer) Lesbian

Continuing our Roman New Year theme

"During the Roman Imperial era, sources for same-sex relations among women are ... abundant, in the form of love spells, medical writing, texts on astrology and the interpretation of dreams, and other sources. A graffito from Pompeii expresses the desire of one woman for another: ' I wish I could hold to my neck and embrace the little arms, and bear kisses on the tender lips. Go on, doll, and trust your joys to the winds; believe me, light is the nature of men.'"

Think of all the fun you could have