- Pantyhose required to distract him into something more interesting
- Shoes required to avoid the nails be has dropped
- Pantyhose not required unless partner has turned heating off to save money
- Pantyhose required so you can accidentally record your hosed feet, which can then go viral on You Tube
Anything is better than Xmas leftovers
- Pantyhose required so you can use your legs to tempt the spotty server into giving you a free "Happy" "meal"
- Pantyhose and stocking feet required - perhaps they'll look at your feet rather than the embarrassing footage
- Pantyhose required - other shoppers won't want your bare feet to be have been in shoes you didn't by. In any case they help the shoes to slip on.
- Pantyhose helpful for warmth
- Also see 4
- Rubbing through pantyhose may give a different quality to the experience
10. Go for a walk in the woods
This could be combined with 9, in which case tights might help hide what you are doing... |
....or it could be made more fun by finding a girl to lez in up with in the woods |
- Pantyhose are helpful for warmth
- or in case you meet Satan in the woods
NB Don't expect Satan to be impressed that you've worn devil horns during Halloween
Even with red tights and a tail |
Or be impressed that you wore devil horns at a barbecue once.
Ah yes, a walk in the woods could be so much more interesting than the other post Christmas options - if somewhat terminal depending who you meet
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