Did you pull a sickie yesterday?

More people were expected to take a day off yesterday than any other time of the year. (Well according to Daybreak on ITV).  Did you make it into work yesterday in a cosy pair of opaques to keep you warm?

Or did you put on a nice pair of fishnets and sexy sandals to try and beat the depression of being at work?

Did you and your trusty tights.... brave the tube

and get into work to find all the other lazy cows were pulling a sickie

Or did you....?

Get rat arsed Sunday night so you couldn't get in Monday.

Or perhaps you felt ill so that you to stay in bed....

.....with a friend

Or perhaps you got up and couldn't decide what to wear

Or you got up, got your knickers and tights on

..... and couldn't be fucking arsed any more

Perhaps you have a new girlfriend you cannot bear to leave

Nothing like a good snog in tights

Perhaps you had a good book to finish.  Its just soooo decadent reading naked or nearly naked

I'm reading "Intimate adventures of an office girl " by Sienna Lewis.

Or perhaps you spend all day surfing the net looking for pictures to illustrate your blog post about not going to work!

Just so many reasons not to go to work!