Suspend disbelief to get the X-factor like Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian took charge on Friday.  The 28-year-old reality star looked incredibly sexy and powerful as she emerged from a white SUV outside a Los Angeles hotel.  The US X Factor host took the plunge in a cleavage-baring wrap dress, suspender style tights, and black wedge booties.

If you didn't know

Khloé Alexandra Kardashian Odom (born June 27, 1984) is an American socialite, television personality, businesswoman, fashion designer, author, actress and presenter. In 2007, she came to prominence as a cast member on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, an E! reality television series she shares with her family, and would later appear in its spin-off series, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami and Khloé & Lamar. As of October 2012, Kardashian serves as co-host on the American version of The X Factor along with Mario Lopez. She is married to Lamar Odom. (As in the TV show).

Khloe's thick ombré locks were set in cascading romantic curls and she rocked a daring pink lip.  The brunette socialite has been dressing to the nines for several recent photo shoots to promote her famous family's various television shows, endorsements, and apparel.  (Nice little earner).

Why not get a super-sexy look like Khloe with suspender tights?

If you don't like the classic black suspender tights with black pretend suspender strap why not go for something in red?

Or how about having the suspender made out of little bows or  hearts or something?

Alternatively try these ultra-cool fishnet effect suspender tights.

Tights pretending to be stockings are all the rage.  Why not? Some people think stockings are more sexy and we all agree tights are more practical.  Some tights have the stocking top effect without the suspender.

Shoes to die for

They don't have to be black...

Stocking top effect or just nice leafy design?

You can wear to your suspender tights to take the dog walkies.  (The dog won't mind and may even be pleased that such a cool pair of legs is taking him out).

But the real place where suspender (or other types of stocking look alike) tights score, (or help you score), is in the bedroom.  He won't be able to resist.  This could be expensive as he rips his way in.

Guys, don't look too close, you'll go blind. (Or at least get man gunk on the keyboard)

Your play in stocking tights need not be in bed.  Crawling round the floor in your tights pretending to be stockings (that is the tights are pretending to be stockings, not you pretending to be a pair of stockings), could get him doing it doggy.

In the doggy style sex position, the receiving partner (that's you) is available for a variety of sex acts, with the penetrating partner (that's him) being able to perform anal sex (thanks, but no thanks) or vaginal penetration (oh such a romantic term) from behind, as well as oral sex (eat me, eat me, its about time it was his turn) or anilingus. (sexual stimulation of the anus by the tongue or mouth. aka Gross out time). The active partner (him again) is also able to massage or stimulate the receiving partner's erogenous zones, such as the genitals, nipples, or buttocks, or administer a "playful" spank (oxymoron - go look it up guys) to the buttocks, or introduce a sex toy (if he is a sick fuck), such as a dildo or vibrator, into the vagina or anus. 

After the tights.  Has she passed out with pleasure or is he so bad she has fallen asleep? (HINT most girls prefer you to take the socks off)

But he may like you so much in suspender tights that you are never allowed out of them.

Wear Tights for International Women's Day

Today is International Women's Day

"Annually on 8 March, thousands of events are held throughout the world to inspire women and celebrate achievements. A global web of rich and diverse local activity connects women from all around the world ranging from political rallies, business conferences, government activities and networking events through to local women's craft markets, theatric performances, fashion parades and more."

So why not celebrate international women's day by wearing a pair of tights?  (That's addressed the the ladies by the way)

 "BUT" - I hear you shout - "tights are a form of patriarchal oppression".

No.  Tights let you celebrate your strengths as a woman.

(1) Tights let you show your individuality

There are a great range of fun styles around.  And being a women is fun.

(2) Tights allow you show off your body

Don't accept the fundamentalist Islamic or Christian view that your body is evil and must be covered up - so men aren't tempted - that's their problem.  But don't show everything because you think its liberated - this only liberates guys.  Use tights as part of your wardrobe to hide, reveal and tease as is right for you.

(3) Wear tights at work

You are as good as, if not better than, any guy at work.  But wearing tights shows that you do things differently.  Not wearing the trousers doesn't mean not being in charge - but it means not having a bullying, unthinking, ego-centred, ignoring advice kind of management style.

(4) Share wearing tights with your sisters

Nice shoes and tights to celebrate all we have in common.

(5) Support your sister in tights

You can be a girl who likes girls and who likes tights

(6) Wear tights to commune with the goddess

Guys won't understand the joy of slipping your shoes off and just being with Nature.  (This of course can be done without tights, but that get chilly this time of year).

(7) Be a tights tease

Just because you are not a sex object, it doesn't mean you can't treat him like one.

And remember...

NO, NO, NO.  This is a job for men every day not just on International Women's Day

International Women's Day is a good excuse of a party

But you invite men at your peril - watch his hands... [and too ashamed to show his face]

Guys, how did you get addicted to tights (or become a pantyhose pervert) part 3 (the sequel)

A couple of weeks ago I blogged about how guys acquired I liking for tights (or at least my ideas in the matter).  I suggested that it usually happens when a guy is in his early teens.

But I know that guys can get into tights (literally or figuratively) at a later age.

This guy literally got into tights

Sometimes the guy is trained into tights by a truly good tights loving woman (Thanks John for sharing your experience with Lisa, I'll come back to your interesting comments in another post).  More often I suspect it happens by accident.  Here are some ways in might happen

(1) With a partner
If your partner wears tights often, and you really fancy her, (why else are you together?), then you will start liking legs and feet in tights.

If a partner often slips her shoes off, then a nylon foot fetish is likely to go with the tights fetish

If a girl wearing tights throws herself at you, then this is bound to make you fancy girls in tights more

Now I guess that coming to like tights because a female partner - even a quite casual one - wears them, must   be the most common route for normal adult males to develop into pantyhose perverts.  After all :

• You see your partner's tights more often
• You see more of your partner's tights - you don't normally see the tights tops or feet of work colleagues.
• You see your partner's tights in more intimate settings.

Is it enough spend time with your girl  (with her) in tights......

...or is a blow job ....

..or even full sex in tights needed to give you a tights fetish?

Wife's friends / your friends / wife's relations etc

Wife and sister enough to give you a fetish?

It is less likely, but perhaps you become attracted to your wife's sister or one of her friends who always wears tights.  Knowing that the sister or friend is "out of bounds" you start associating tights with the unattainable and so tights become more attractive in themselves.

It could be that your female friends who often ware tights.  But these female friends make it clear that you are "just a friend", and so tights again become associated with the unattainable.

Colleagues / boss at work who wears tights
Perhaps if you are one of nature's submissives, and your domineering boss wears tights, you might start associating tights with submission.  And being a submissive, being abused gives you pleasure, so you start to associate tights with pleasure.

Not likely in a real workplace, but very likely in some men's fantasys

More likely you just get to quite like a colleague who is often in tights.  I doubt this will give rise to a full blown tights fetish; but it may move you that way.

Girls in tights doing things that turn you on
Perhaps there is a certain act that really gets you going.  Say it is seeing girls kissing.  (Many guys seem to have lesbian fantasies, perhaps they imagine they will get two girls for the price of one!).  Well if you see girls kissing who happen to be wearing tights, then this will help your brain associate tights with being turned on.

Do they know what they are doing to men?  Probably as far as the snogging is concerned, but I doubt they know the effect of tights and stocking feet

Via the web
Do increasing numbers of guys get into pantyhose perversion by viewing girls in tights on the web?  Now I know that you didn't start looking for girls in pantyhose, because that was not your fetish to start with.  But (say) you were into bondage - or at least into girls in bondage - and you found a really nice pic of a bound girl in pantyhose.  Your interest in pantyhose started, and of course was built up when you started searching the web for pantyhose.  (Due to the US dominance of the web, nylon fetishists often have to search for "pantyhose" rather than "tights" or "collants".)

Did an image like this add pantyhose perversion to your perverted desire to see young women tied up?

Other ways of keeping warm in tights

(1) Wear two pairs
Great for saving on the heating indoors.  Traps a layer of insulating air between the pairs.

Fishnet over sheer tan 

Two layers to keep warm?  But I don't advise the penis envy, whatever Freud said

(2) Wear very high boots over your tights

(3) Drink alcohol
You know how having a drink makes you feel warm?  Well have a drink.

She's got the man to keep her warm, but she's got the can.

Ahhh, some clever dick - people who think they are clever usually have a dick - will say:

"Alcoholic drink makes  you feel warmer, but it actually lowers your core body temperature.  Alcohol may make your skin feel warm, but this apparent heat wave is deceptive. A nip or two actually causes your blood vessels to dilate, moving warm blood closer to the surface of your skin, making you feel warmer temporarily. At the same time, however, those same veins pumping blood closer to the skin's surface cause you to lose core body heat "

But this is wear the tights come in see, they trap the heat before it escapes.

Feel warmer?

Not convinced?  Well I am, but then again I've had a few.  You might die of hypothermia but you will die happy.

Alcohol may result in errors of judgement.

(4) Rub your tights legs with those of another girl

• Warning this may make any boy scout or pantyhose pervert nearby spontaneously combust.
• Warning may cause nylon burns
• Warning may cause dampness and you may start fancying girls

Rub feet together for warmth.

Sharing girl heat

To start fire rub legs vigorously

(5) Get aroused

Leg Warmers of London

Sheery left a comment:

"I think I have to add to the list the retro look with leg warmers and whatever tights. Very warm and popular down here in Spain!"

Now I'm all in favour of leg warmers to keep your lower legs toasty - after all my formative period was the 1980s.  There are small signs that they may be coming back to the UK as well as Spain.  Seen on the tube:

And here we see one third of the legs are in leg warmers.  (This falls to a fifth if you include the dog - I presume he isn't wearing tights either).

Keeping their ankles warm.

Legs warmers can be sexy

No forget sexy, they can be tacky.
Guys can wear leg warmers and tights too:

What not going out dressed like that?

And finally for those guys who tune in for girls showing lots of nylon rather than tips on leg fashion and keeping warm. (OK that is most of my audience).