Girl's Tights Night Out

You may have seen the Diet Coke ad where a group of girls go out, then (oh-no) one gets a hole in her tights, so they all rip their tights

 

Well this got me thinking ... not just about how trendy ripped tights are .... (that's a fashion I can take or leave, but at least you can get more wear out of your tights by claiming your ladders and holes are a fashion statement)......

 ... but about going out with your girlfriends in tights - a sort of nyloned solidarity.

Preparing to got out in tights

Out in tights.  But is that some bare legs I see or just nude tights?  It's a brave woman at the end with both tights and sandals

What is the point in this you may ask?  (Or possibly not if you are just looking at the pictures).  Well it could give you a sense of solidarity - the tights girls against the bare leg brigade.

Tights girls together

Tights girls can do anything - even dance embaressingly

We are the tights girls, fuck the rest of you

Of course your solidarity might only be in terms of how uncomfortable your tights are.  How hot and itchy they are.  How they are making your feet stink and giving you horrible fingal infections in your intimate areas.

If there is one thing worse than itchy nylons its a pervert who wants to scatch them for you

Tights group hug, I feel the discomfort of your nylons sister

Another thing, all wearing tights will give you something to talk about - like the latest colour, style and denier of your tights - or what a waste of money tights are - or how you can never get tights to fit - or about how uncomfortable your tights are - or about whose fucking stupid idea it was to all wear tights on a night out.

Talking tights in the limo

Finally, perhaps all wearing tights will increase the sexual power of your group - especially with a certain sort of man.

Feel the power....

Sexy costums and tights - sexual super powers

So some poor nylon loving perv might be so overcome by the sheer (pun intended) sexiness of your group that you might pull.

Spoilt for choice

You might even get to bring some guys home - that's the way I like it - two each

Take care girls all that nyloned leg might be too much for his heart - he is getting on

Hunt as a nyloned pack - you'll always get your prey

But there is a danger that all this nylon may be too much for some men.  The kind of tights obsessed guy who reads this blog is likely to sponanteously combust at the sight of a critical mass of nyloned legs. The likihood of ignition is increased by going about in your stocking feet, as a tights fetish goes hand in foot with a foot fetish.  [By the way guys do you see the way I'm trying to destroy you by posting so many nyloned feet - evil laugh].

A tights loving perv coming into this kitchen would combust leaving behind a little pile of ash that could be swept up, poured down the toilet and flushed away.

Hide your eyes - he could ignite at any moment with all that nylon!

Enough stocking feet to make a perv spontaneously combust in a matter of seconds

Of course you may prefer a girl's tights night in rather than a girl's tights night out. Everyone slipping their shoes off can make the evening more relaxed and comfortable.

That's it - boots off when you arrive

 

But what if not everyone follows the tights dress code?

Could be a fight between the girls in tights and the girls in little white socks.  My moeny's on the tights girls

Let's all be bitchy to the girl who has come in socks

So, anyone for a girls tights night out or in?

No.

OK it was a shit idea.

Just a quiet night in with my laptop then...