Cost of post-mortem incineration increases - solution buy more shoes

Last week the BBC revealed that the average cost of a cremation at a public crematorium has risen by a third since 2010.  An adult cremation costs an average of £640.

In case you have been worrying about the cost of your funeral - which hopefully you haven't - then I have a solutoin.  Buy more shoes.

You'll never be able to afford the cost of a good send off, so spend your money on what you'll enjoy - shoes.

Whatever style turns you on, buy it now.

There are so many styles to buy.

 Yes, I know we often take them off, but the joy of shoes is as much owning them as wearing them.

They'll always be someone to pay for your incineration - they don't want you lying about rotting like some extra from a zombie movie.

No, I'm only trying to upset you here is a real cremation.

Unfortunately you can't take your shoes with you, so they be none of this

In the UK, to prevent pollution, you can't be cremated in your shoes, in fact can't even be cremated in your tights.

Still your shoes could be your immortality.  After the furnace has finished with you, you'll be reduced to a few pounds of dust, which will then be blown away.  But your shoes can live on.

You may have been dissolved to nothing but your shoes will live on,on other women's feet.