Sunday 1 December 2013

12 days of Christmas

It's the 1st of December, the final countdown to Christmas begins.  So here is my own 12 (or 14) says of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas.....
my true love gave to me
  •  a pair tights from Marks & Spencer
On the second day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the third day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me
  • three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the fourth day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me
  • four pairs of shiny tights
  • three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the fifth day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me
  • five pairs of identical tights
  • four pairs of shiny tights
  • three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the sixth day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me
  • six more pairs of tights
  • five pairs of identical tights
  • four pairs of shiny tights
  • three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the seventh day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me
  • seven pairs of black tights
  • six more pairs of tights
  • five pairs of identical tights
  • four pairs of shiny tights
  • three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the eighth day of Christmas....
Guys do tights hanging on a rack really turn you on?
my true love gave to me
  • eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
  • seven pairs of black tights
  • six more pairs of tights
  • five pairs of identical tights
  • four pairs of shiny tights
  • three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
  • nine pairs of foreign tights
  • eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
  • seven pairs of black tights
  • six more pairs of tights
  • five pairs of identical tights
  • four pairs of shiny tights
  • three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
my true love gave to me
  • ten pairs of patterned tights
  • nine pairs of foreign tights
  • eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
  • seven pairs of black tights
  • six more pairs of tights
  • five pairs of identical tights
  • four pairs of shiny tights
  • three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and aa pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the eleventh day of Christmas

You must be a real pervert to be turn on by this
  • my true love gave to me
  • eleven pairs of used tights
  • ten pairs of patterned tight
  • nine pairs of foreign tights
  • eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
  • seven pairs of black tights
  • six more pairs of tights
  • five pairs of identical tights
  • four pairs of shiny tights
  • three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
  • twelve pairs of sexy tights
  • eleven pairs of used tights
  • ten pairs of patterned tight
  • nine pairs of foreign tights
  • eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
  • seven pairs of black tights
  • six more pairs of tights
  • five pairs of identical tights
  • four pairs of shiny tights
  • three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
  • two pairs of sheer nude tights.
  • and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the thirteenth day of Christmas
I found my true love in a pair of my tights

On the fourteenth  day of Christmas


My true love met a sticky end

That's what you get for being such a fucking pervert.

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