The Story of Princess Kate and the Naughty Wind

Are you sitting comfortably boys and girls?  Then I'll begin

Once upon a time there was a Princess called Kate.  She was a very good and brave princess.  We know that she was good because she did charity work, and because she started girls wearing tights again.  We know she was brave because she put with lots of horrible jealous bitches who said she was too thin, and because she went out on an Autumn day wearing sheer tights and quite a short dress.

One day Princess Kate braved the wintry weather on a charity visit to combat the issue of cyberbullying (that's when people beastly to you on the InterWeb).  Kate, 31, was working for the second day running in her capacity as Patron of Place2Be. She was wearing a short pleated navy skirt and matching jacket whilst visiting the charity in the great city of London.

Now the Wind God is a very naughty god indeed.  He wanted see up Princess Kate's skirt, to see what kind of knickers and tights she was wearing.

So he huffed and he puffed, but couldn't quite get the up-skirt view he wanted.  But he did see quite a lot of Princess Kate's tights and thought that she might be wearing the "shear to the waist" variety

He even tried again when Princess Kate was about to leave in her royal carriage, but to no avail.

So girls, what should be learn from the story of Princess Kate?

(I) If you want to be a real Princess wear sheer to the waist tights

Notice how these tights have no "brief"

Unlike these tights

Of course you need more than sheer to the waist tights to be a Princess

But are they really STW?  Look closely

In fact some girls in sheer to the waist behave in a very unladylike way:

Here the wind god got a free "up-skirt"

And even some otherwise respectable girls show more leg than even Princess Kate did.

(II) Brave the weather gods and go out in sheer tights this Autumn

Even wearing sandals in Autumn

So sheer you can see her tattoo

Be a sport give the wind god a chance to lift your skirt

He'll have to work hard to lift this skirt.

Since you have been such good boys and girls listening to my story, here are more pictures of Princes Kate.