When I was browsing my favourite far-right wing newspaper on-line, (only the femail, celeb and gossip sections - you can have too much about the death of the Blessed Margaret), I came across this piccy:
Getting to work on her newest film, Emma Stone arrived on the Manhattan set of “Birdman” on Wednesday (April 10). The 24-year-old actress donned jean shorts with ripped up tights and combat boots as she filmed scenes for the brand new flick.
To give you the full gen about her outfit
"The actress' grey T-shirt was riddled with rips and tears surrounding her flat tummy. The Crazy, Stupid, Love star also wore denim cut-off shorts with the white pocket tongues peeking beneath the frayed hemline - bringing attention to her pixie thin legs (in sheer black holed and laddered tights - but I already said that). The petite actress - who is currently dating Andrew Garfield of Spider-Man fame - donned vintage brown leather boots with various clunky buckles. Completing her costume was an army green jacket, featuring shoulder lapels and brown buttons."
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" Mrs Dreyer works in an office with lots of men who she says are always perving at her legs and feet when she kicks her shoes off (most likely why her tights always end up with runs in them)" John thinking the men in his wife's office might like his wife's nylon feet best when they are laddered
"I like seeing ladies with holes and ladders in their tights. Perhaps my mind makes an association with them being well-worn and maybe a bit...well, dirty :)" Cal
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| Does the ladder make these tights (stockings actually I think) more sexy? |
Now this liking laddered tights is a new one on me. The nylon fetish guys in my life have always liked a nice new pair of tights. Of course they ripped open the crotch at the supposed climax of a night of fun. This was often the waste of a good pair of tights. These guys were supposed to have a serious tights fetish, so why couldn't they perform? Ahhh I know, they only get turned on by the tights, not what is in the tights.
But all that's an aside, let's get back to why guys might like laddered tights.
(1) Because laddered tights smell
Well I guess tights are more likely to get laddered if you have had them on all day. And they are more likely to be smelly if you have had them on all day. And perhaps our sweat does attract men
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| The place many guys want a hole in your tights, but another girl could probably give you more fun through the tights |
(1) Because laddered tights smell
Well I guess tights are more likely to get laddered if you have had them on all day. And they are more likely to be smelly if you have had them on all day. And perhaps our sweat does attract men
"Researchers have recently discovered that pheromones play a major role in the lives of humans. The primary female pheromone women unknowingly secrete that attracts men is androstenol. Due to evolution, women only secrete this pheromone when they sweat."So it looks like our sweaty tights might on turn even normal men on after all.
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| Her feet got so hot that she had to take her shoes off, will he get enough of those lovely pheromones? |
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| Directly administering pheromones to your male |
The only problem with this explanation is that tights usually ladder when you put them on or soon after. So guys, a lady with laddered tights may have just put them on, and not have had a spare pair
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| Laddered as soon as she put them on? |
(2) Because laddered tights are easier to rip off
Well yes I suppose so.
(3) Because guys thinks girls in laddered tights are sluts
That's right if you have ladders in your tights some guys will think you are a bad girl and are more likely to give them a shag.
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| Bad girls |
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| Real bad girl, smoking, showing the tops of her tights and with a ladder |
But beware guys, those bad girls in laddered tights might just bite you balls off and eat them
So guys do you think laddered tights are sexy? Try my latest poll.
I think smell is a very important part of the initial sexual attraction of a man towards a woman. I think this is something that maybe only goes one way - there's a reason there's a thriving market in women's used undergarments while my old socks can't attract a single bidder on eBay...
ReplyDeleteIt's a tricky one. Bodily odours are perhaps the last taboo in the civilised world. No one wants to really admit they find such things a turn on, but the clues are there if you look closely, in such things as erotic literature with sweating, glistening bodies and so on. We're told that all bodily odours are to be eradicated with extreme prejudice, and any talk of actually liking the natural smell of someone is something sick and perverted. Although I do remember reading an interview with some celebrity ages ago (I think it may have been Denise Van Outen) in which she said she liked men to be a bit smelly.
And feet seem a natural target for fetishists for this reason. Feet covered in nylon doubly so. Feet sweat, and tend to do so more in tights. I tend to agree that there may be something in this pheromone malarkey.