Do guys like girls in tights and shorts?

Yesterday I discussed why girls should wear a shorts and tights combo.  I didn't say that men like this combination  for two reasons.  Firstly, and most importantly, we shouldn't give a fuck what they think.  Secondly, I have no idea what blokes think about wearing tights with shorts.

Today guys I'm going to ask you what you think about girls in tights and shorts.  Don't be shy, do my poll.  Better still, leave me a comment.  I love reading your comments.

Don't let this go to your heads.  What you think is not binding on any girl.  Sometimes it is useful to know what pushes your buttons, so we can push the right button to get the right (for us) result.  And besides those of us of a scientific bent like understanding simple systems - such as bacteria and men.

These girls won't try to push your buttons, kicking you in the balls is much more fun

To help the hard of thinking male, that's all of you, I'm going to blog what you might think about tights and shorts. This will help you form an opinion, rather than just following the diktats of your dick.

First - the reasons why you, as a guy, might like girls wearing tights and shorts

1. You see more leg
It can't be denied, short shorts show a lot of leg.  A nice pair of tights improves the look of the leg.  This should particularly appeal to "leg men" and to guys with an explicit tights fetish - who want to see as much nylon as possible.

Not enough leg?

Too much leg?

.Just the right amount of leg for a leg man?

2. You (may) get to see a flash of tights top
This will appeal not only to the tights fetishist, but to the general pervert who just loves seeing girl's underwear.

3. You think a girl wearing shorts and tights may be a bit of a rebel.
Now let's be honest guys, you don't care about a girl's general rebelliousness.  You are not bothered if she is an anarchist with a plan to overthrow the state,  or has a desire to save the planet.  You think a rebel is more likely to shag you.

Rebel with a drink

4. You have developed a fetish for girls in shorts and tights.

This particularly applies to guys in the USA, who have acquired their love of tights and shorts from too many visits to Hooters "restuarants".  (I use the word advisedly).

Real Hooters' shorts - original

Real Hooters' shorts - new style

Hooters' Girls without their shorts

Not real Hooters' shorts - she has feet in her pantyhose

Now the reasons why guys may not like girls in shorts and tights


1. They don't reveal enough.
Yes, unbelievable isn't it?  Nonetheless some guys may be upset that shorts all but rule out the chance of getting a glance at your pants.

Other guys may think that shorts and tights don't reveal enough leg.  Perhaps because short shorts are often paired with opaque tights, or perhaps because these guys just prefer bare legs

Opaques with shorts bad, sheer tights with dress good.

2. They are not smart enough
Some guys may prefer a girl "dressed up" to looking casual.  Now I can sympathise with this.  I like guys in shirt and tie. But perhaps this is so, 'cos those guys have got the dough.

Casual in the kitchen

Slippers and stocking feet, you can't get more casual than that.

3. They like girls in dresses and skirts
This may be because they like "feminine" women.  Alternatively it may just be a version of (1) or (2) above.

4. They think shorts look too young.
Now this is probably true for some men.  But knowing the dark side of male nature and how evolution has programmed men to look for the most fertile (i.e. youngest) women I can't imagine its a general problem.

So guys - tights with shorts - cool or crap. Leave me a comment.

BTW: To the guy who asked me not to be a lazy cow, see I've done a nice post for you, now leave me a comment of your view of tights with shorts and do my poll.