Children please DO NOT read this

Look closely at the photo below.

Information revealed to Joy of Tights proves that "Father" Christmas is not who (they) first appear

• There is more than one Santa.  (How else would they get all those presents delivered in one night?)

• They are women.  (Men would not be organised enough for the job). 

• They wear tan tights.  (Needed for an extra layer of warmth.  Also need to pad silently across your floor when they take their boots off.  Nylon muffles the foot steps see?)

• They are transitionalists (Tan / Nude tights with reinforced toe).  Although their tradition only goes back as far as the 1930s when they were taken over by Coca-Cola.

• They drink. (Wouldn't you after visiting all those kids?)

Doubts have even been expressed about some "Father" Christmas' found at Christmas parties or in shops- but we know they aren't the real thing.

  So girls, who has been putting stuff under your tree? 

Did you steal those tights from Santa?