All I want for Christmas is Twister

Twister is a game of physical skill produced by the Milton Bradley Company. It is played on a large plastic mat that is spread on the floor or ground. The mat has four rows of large coloured circles on it with a different colour in each row: red, yellow, blue and green. A spinner is attached to a square board and is used to determine where the player has to put their hand or foot. The spinner is divided into four labelled sections: right foot, left foot, right hand and left hand. Each of those four sections is divided into the four colours (red, yellow, blue and green). After spinning, the combination is called (for example: "right hand yellow") and players must move their matching hand or foot to a circle of the correct colour. In a two-player game, no two people can have a hand or foot on the same circle; the rules are different for more players. Due to the scarcity of coloured circles, players will often be required to put themselves in unlikely or precarious positions, eventually causing someone to fall. A person is eliminated when they fall or when their elbow or knee touches the mat. There is no limit to how many can play at once, but more than four is a tight fit.

So why play twister?  It is fun and lets you get arms and legs round that cute guy or girl.

So what has twister to do with tights?  Well you can play twister in your tights feet, but you can also play twister in your socked or bare feet.

 

Well here are some reasons to play twister in tights:

(1) Tights are more slippy -its adds to the fun and makes the game harder when your nyloned feetb slip and slide about.

(2) Tights let you show off your legs to those sexy guys whose boxers you'd like to get off.

(3) "Accidentally" getting your nyloned leg or foot on some guys skin will press all their buttons.  (Especially the one causing hardness in his briefs).

(4) You don't want to show too much - and tights provide some protection against flashing your knickers.

So what's not to like about playing twister in tights?  Well you might turn on that member of your family or friend (friend of a friend more likely) who is a creepy perv.  He will spend all night looking at your legs and/or feet.  He'll engineer his twister position to touch your legs.  And for the next year he'll be wanking himself off thinking about your legs and feet in tights.  Oh yes, you sad sick pervs, girls have got your number.

But it is Christmas.  You've just given him the best present he could have wanted.  A night looking at your legs and six months worth of wank fantasy.  All for the price of a pair of tights - which you didn't buy for him anyway.  And who knows after a enough drink even the family perv may be worth a shag - maybe not - forget I said it - pervs reading this DO NOT get any ideas.

Or you could just play twister with the girls

But can you still get twister?  Didn't it die out in the 70s?  Well amazon are still selling it.  OK you won't get it on line by Christmas, so you'll have to raid your local toy store.

Twister Trivia:

• The World's Largest Twister Mat was put together on June 18, 2010 in Belchertown, MA on the Belchertown High School football field.
• R.E.M.'s song "Man on the Moon" features the lyrics "let's play Twister, let's play Risk".
• Twister was once bestowed in 1987 with 4,160 contestants tangling themselves at the University of Massachusetts in Amherst.
• The 2009 Britney Spears song "3" features the lyrics "Twister on the floor, what do you say". Later, Spears was the face of "Twister Dance" in 2012.

And the last point gives me a chance to provide a little present for all Britney in tights fans:

And she used to be such a sweet Christian girl