4Fs (Famous, Fashionable, Fuckable Fishnets)

First up there is Lady Gaga. The hot hit make was wearing a warm fur coat, a pair of fishnet tights, stacked heels and a pair of John Lennon-style sunglasses for a trip to a Soho screening room.  Was she cold?  No she was so hot Joy of Tights wouldn't be surprised if she spontaneously combusted leaving only a pair of sunglasses and a pair of stacked heels.

Then there is Miranda Kerr. Miranda Kerr ensured she was the most alluring ringmaster around as she stepped out to host a Halloween party in New York.  The mother-of-one, donned the sexy ensemble which showed off her lingerie model figure, for a look that was captivating and risqué.  Miranda finished off her look with a top hat and tails and bright red lipstick.  The final touch was a whip, and she appeared ready to use it should anyone misbehave at her party at Catch Roof.  I know all you pervs want to have your little arses beaten red by Miranda.

Explain its a small wonder Miranda didn't spontaneously combust leaving hat, cane, stripey sandals, a little ash and a wisp of smoke.

I'm sure I shouldn't give my male readers another picture.  An accident might happen.  Oh all right then

I did warn you, now you have made your keyboard all sticky.


And here girls is the evidence that even if you can't be 4Fs you can be in 3Fs (Fashionable, fuckable fishnets)

But mind you don't become so hot that you burst into flame!