Suspender Tights are in

According that bastion of radical fashion news the Daily Mail what the fashion crowd wore at London fashion week included:

"TIGHTS THAT THINK THEY'RE STOCKINGS: So many young stylists were in this new fad. These are tights, which means they stay up and are comfy, but printed to appear as though they are stockings, by Henry Holland for Pretty Polly."

We are pleased to see that the superiority of tights in terms of sheer comfort and staying (up) power is acknowledged.  So lets have a look at some of the super fashionable tights.

Here we have the classic suspender tights.  IMHO they don't actually look much like stockings with suspenders but they are trying.  Good for your rock chick look.  If you want a look close up here you go:

Now a little variant is a suspender strap "made of hearts".  This is even less stocking like, but gives a nice school girl look that even goes with a little floral number

The next stage is to drop the black:

These are pretty funky but, especially with those boots, don't really look like stockings and suspenders.  Now for another close up look:

Nice - oh love those sweet little hearts - but stockings and suspenders it ain't.  Suspender tights just don't have the sex appeal of real stockings and suspenders, ask any guy to oggle the pic below:

Now what is it that makes classic stockings so sexy?  Again in my (ever so humble) opinion its the sheer black and the way it highlights the leg.  Even the reinforced toe suggests a sexy naughtiness.  As if those nylon toes might start by stroking the sole of the foot and then work their way up a guy's leg.  Just a little tease.  Just a little temptation to get him ready. If you want this sexy look without the hassle of stockings or the blood circulation stopping grip of holdups, good old sheer black tights with reinforced toe will do the job:

Now isn't that sexy.  This guy thinks so:

Now just a few odds and ends before I stop blogging and finish my cappuccino.  Yes you can get the expensive designer tights pretending to be stockings look without spending the money by putting a pair of hold ups (or even socks) over your tights.  (Actually these are the real thing but you get the idea)

Now some of the guys readings this blog will think none of these are real suspender tights.  Suspender tights have well, holes.  You want what we might call crotchless pantyhose (get ready for some real naughtiness with the image below):

No, sorry I just couldn't be that naughty.  This is a family blog.  (OK a family where dad has a tights fetish and so mum's always in tights, stocking feet are the rule indoors, and son is on the way to being a full pantyhose pervert jacking off to his sister in tan tights and shorts).

But back to the tights.  Why and why bother with crotchless tights?  Expensive.  As much trouble to put on as stockings.  If he needs access while you are in tights cut a hole in your Tesco 15dens.  Better still make him rip a hole with his teeth - growl!

Satanist thought for the day: You can take a girl out of the church, but only Satan himself can take the church out of the girl.

Shit my coffee's cold.