Girls, get Rihanna's look if you dare

Rihanna is doing what she does best – flashing "indecent" levels of flesh.

The sexy starlet debuted her new curly hairdo as she headed to an exclusive nightclub in New York City.

But while the babe kept her fur obsession going with a luxurious mink coat, she still managed to raise temperatures by rocking a seriously slinky ensemble.

While Rihanna's navy dress may have looked demure on first impressions, it was clear that the singer was going braless underneath– and her boobs were left completely exposed when illuminated by the flashing cameras.

The 25-year-old almost suffered a more embarrassing wardrobe malfunction as exited her car in front of Marquee nightclub.  Rihanna  had to quickly grab hold of her hemline as it slid up to expose every inch of thigh– and a large hole in her kinky fishnet tights.

So girls why not get the the look with fishnet tights?

Not sure that's the Rihanna diet!

Or even fishnets with holes.

Not quite such a sexy hole as Rihanna

Rihanna is my hero.

Instead  of a cross, Rihanna visited a church in Rio wearing a four-letter word necklace  ... you know, the one that rhymes with hunt.

Rihanna's former pastor, Bishop Vibert Lowe, has expressed disappointment at her lifestyle.    "A lot of people have been praying for her and hoping that she will drop these bad habits," Lowe, 64, told The Sun Newspaper. "We feel it's wrong for her to behave like this." He said she is not setting the proper example for those fans. "As a young lady she's not setting a good example," the pastor said. "Young people look to her as a mentor, they regard her as an idol and copy her lifestyle."

Praying for Rihanna?  I'm praying she stays in the grip of the "Evil" one

And its now just Christians Rih has upset.  Rihanna was asked to leave the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi after being accused of posing for “indecent pictures”.  The singer  posted a  number of pictures on her Instagram account, showing herself in various poses at the mosque courtyard. She was dressed in an all black outfit, and in one picture is seeing lying down in the courtyard.  The Grand Mosque – the biggest in the UAE  – said in a statement that “the singer entered the mosque in a personal capacity and without prior co-ordination. She was requested to leave after making indecent pictures which did not match the sacred status of the mosque.”

Truly Rihanna is a follower of Satan

 So come on girls follow Rihanna's example and show your Satanic streak and your tits.

No really show your tits

Why so modest?

That's better

So's that

Why not show your tits to a friend and add more pride (yours) and envy (hers) to the sum total of the world's sin?

To finish this post here's some more pictures of that naughty Rihanna (in tights of course)

See you can wear tights with sandals

Why not try it for yourself?

And finally Rihanna in Bondage Tights

That's different from Bondage in Tights (It all depends on where that little word "in" goes)

Try my Rihanna poll.

Electric Tights

33-year-old Laura Prepton was seen wearing what looked like a battery as she performed onstage during the Scientology Celebrity Centre's Christmas party in Los Angeles.

But girls we know you can generate electricity in tights without a battery.

Just rub your nyloned legs together....

..or rub your stocking feet together.

For extra electric rub tights with a mate...

....or have a group tights rub

And rubbing your tights legs together will electrify any nearby men.

For those of you who don't know Laura Prepon born March 7, 1980) is an American actress, known for her role as Donna Pinciotti in the long-running Fox sitcom That '70s Show, for all eight seasons. She is also known for the role of Hannah Daniels on the ABC drama October Road. She has voiced characters in animated TV series such as American Dad! and King of the Hill, as well as a character in the video game Halo 2.

And here is Laura in more tights

And if Laura can wear peep toes with tights I'm sure we mere mortals can too.

Let's see those peeping toes up close.

Also present at the Scientology bash was Jenna Elfman in fishnets.

No, Jenna is the one on the left, not the one in red

Jenna is not the only celeb to wear fishnets here's Elizabeth Bank's in fishnets.

To clear up any mis-understandings, Ms Banks wasn't at the Scientology bash

Jennifer Mary "Jenna" Elfman (born September 30, 1971) is an American television and film actress. She is best known for her roles as Dharma Freedom Finkelstein Montgomery on the 1997–2002 American television sitcom Dharma & Greg and as Anna Riley in the 2000 feature film Keeping the Faith.

So now you know; here are some more pics of Jenna

She likes her fishnets - and look peep toes again

And here is Jenna showing that you can wear tights whilst serving your genes.

Fit to pop and drop the next carrier of Elfman genes but still in tights.

Nice to see Jenna can wear tights with strappy sandals, its makes the rest of us feel better about it.

More chunky straps than Jenna's

Now they are more strappy, but with less straps, if you see what I mean, and I'm sure Jenna wouldn't wear them with tan tights

Tights selfie

Selfie: . In 2013, we seem to be in love with the girl in the mirror. Oxford Dictionaries named "selfie" the word of the year. It’s a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a camera phone, and usually in a slightly tilted manner.

Why not take a selfie in tights?

Naughty Selfie = Nelfie?

Have you got your tights on(line)?

Online shopping is up 10.1% in 2013 compared to 2012, according to Barclaycard, which processes nearly half of all card transactions in the UK.

The first Monday in December last year saw the highest levels of online spending in the company's history, as online consumers spent an average of £57 per transaction.  So retailers are hoping it will be as good this year.

Have you already been cyber-buying, perhaps at work?

I hope you was buying something to go under that jacket - like maybe a bra

Or perhaps you have gone out to cyber shop

Taking your laptop outside, you might as well walk to the shops!

Perhaps you have been buying tights online.  Online is quite a good way to buy tights.  You already know your size and there are loads more styles online.  But there are more exciting things that tights.  (Not that my male readers will believe this).  And cyber shopping can be as social as "real" shopping.

You may prefer to buy your tights the old fashioned way.

Guys with a tights fetish seem (or seam?) to enjoy this.  Perhaps they get tuned on at the sight of all the tights.  Or perhaps they get turned on by the risk of getting found out.  Of course many guys may be buying tights online - to save embarrassment - at least until their wives sign for the package.

The screen saver may be on now, but there were tights on the screen

Of course you may be of a more refined turn of mind and buy your books on line.

If you ever want to give up, e-cigis are on line too

Or if you are a thoroughly modern madam, you have bought your e-book online (where else?)

Some things can't be bought online (IMHO)

You can never simulate a high class shoe shop

Think you have missed out, still five and a half hours to go.

Why not promise to buy some tights if your pantyhose pervert partner gives you his credit card?

Today is cyber Monday

Will you be buying tights....

A virtual woman, in virtual tights, virtually shopping

.... or something more exciting online today?

12 days of Christmas

It's the 1st of December, the final countdown to Christmas begins.  So here is my own 12 (or 14) says of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas.....

my true love gave to me

•  a pair tights from Marks & Spencer

On the second day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me

• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the third day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me

• three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the fourth day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me

• four pairs of shiny tights
• three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the fifth day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me

• five pairs of identical tights
• four pairs of shiny tights
• three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the sixth day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me

• six more pairs of tights
• five pairs of identical tights
• four pairs of shiny tights
• three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the seventh day of Christmas....

my true love gave to me

• seven pairs of black tights
• six more pairs of tights
• five pairs of identical tights
• four pairs of shiny tights
• three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the eighth day of Christmas....

Guys do tights hanging on a rack really turn you on?

my true love gave to me

• eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
• seven pairs of black tights
• six more pairs of tights
• five pairs of identical tights
• four pairs of shiny tights
• three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the ninth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

• nine pairs of foreign tights
• eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
• seven pairs of black tights
• six more pairs of tights
• five pairs of identical tights
• four pairs of shiny tights
• three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the tenth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

my true love gave to me

• ten pairs of patterned tights
• nine pairs of foreign tights
• eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
• seven pairs of black tights
• six more pairs of tights
• five pairs of identical tights
• four pairs of shiny tights
• three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and aa pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the eleventh day of Christmas

You must be a real pervert to be turn on by this

• my true love gave to me
• eleven pairs of used tights
• ten pairs of patterned tight
• nine pairs of foreign tights
• eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
• seven pairs of black tights
• six more pairs of tights
• five pairs of identical tights
• four pairs of shiny tights
• three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the twelfth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

• twelve pairs of sexy tights
• eleven pairs of used tights
• ten pairs of patterned tight
• nine pairs of foreign tights
• eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
• seven pairs of black tights
• six more pairs of tights
• five pairs of identical tights
• four pairs of shiny tights
• three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
• two pairs of sheer nude tights.
• and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer

On the thirteenth day of Christmas

I found my true love in a pair of my tights

On the fourteenth  day of Christmas

My true love met a sticky end

That's what you get for being such a fucking pervert.