Disgusted

Dear Nicky,

I am disgusted by your last post.  It encourages violence against women.  I will be speaking to those nice people from Google immediately.

Disgusted

Dear Disgusted,

What? From snakes?  I don't know of any snakes that read my blog.

But seriously the solution to male violence against women is not banning pornography, stopping women wearing short skirts in public or similar repressive measures.  The solution is the electric chair and all women juries in rape cases.  1000V and a cooked brain stops a guy re-offending and deters offers.

But as I'm all in favor of offender's rights, I'd let a guy have some control over his punishment.  The "tights-fetish pervert spared jail for groping girls" would be allowed to have a girl in tights and stocking feet pull the leaver to start the current. That's a bit harsh I hear you say.  But after he's stopped jerking and his dick's burst into flames because of all the current passed through it (a little modification to the basic chair design), he won't do it again.

Keep public transport safe for these girls - support the chair.

The lack of "No" does not mean "Yes" whatever disabilities you have.

Keep Britain's streets safe for tourists - support the cahir.