Joy of Tights Advent Calendar Day 5

Today we are opening the Apple Window, or should I say the iWindow

And inside there are lots of iPresents.  iPhone, iPad and iWatch.

Now be a good girl and don't open them before Christmas.

Who said that the Spirit of Christmas is lost in shallow consumerism?

Joy of Tights Advent Calendar Day 4

Today we are looking through thebstable window

And when we open it we see

A whole lot of riding going on


What did you expect the Baby Jesus in his crib?

OK here are some angels

OK, I give in.  Here is Baby Jesus

 

Oh No! Now you've let in a mutant Baby Jesus attack!

Gwen Stefani looked incredible in fishnet tights as she channelled her inner showgirl on Tuesday night's The Voice.   The singer donned sexy fishnet tights and a serious flutter of eyelashes in a behind-the-scenes snap as she got ready for the show.

Gregory Artl detailed how he created her dramatic look. "The look I designed for Gwen had a Moulin Rouge vibe with a punk rock edge. I kept her skin glowing with shimmery highlights, and a pink cream blush on her cheeks," he wrote.

"For her eyes, I kept her shadows very matte with an extended, graphic cat eye liner and black pencil on the inside of her waterline smudged out on the outer corners. Her lips were just as much of a focus with a very light baby pink gloss."

The Rich Girl singer completed the punk rock look with a short black mesh dress and prettified it with decorative white flowers and a swipe of pink lip gloss.

Gwen is no stranger to fishnets

 So why not try copying Gwen, fishnets, if not her whole look?

Just the thing for the party season

Chilling with friends

 Posing for your own photoshoot

Ot attracting the boys - or is that girls?

Or for just being a very naughty girl

You may not of course want to imitate all of Gwen's looks:

No, that one's (^) alright, I meant this one:

Joy of Tights Advent Calendar Day 3

Today we are looking through the gothic window

What do we see?

Girls with a little bit of Goth - well dressed mostly in black at least.  (In tights of course)

Don't be a dog in tights

Attension all dogs.

Do not wear tights.  They are not for you.  Over heating and looking a complete K9 prat will result.  See below

This warning is necessary because "funny" dogs wearing pantyhose a popular new meme in China - apparently.

Dogs of the world, and of China in particular, here are the kind of photos you should pose in.  Note your "owner" and not you us wearing the pantyhose.

 

Joy of Tights Advent Calendar Day 2

Today we are asking .... what's behind the steamy window

 

Answer - a couple getting steamy

 

He is enjoying the silky texture of her nylon tights, and who knows what is stiffening under her leg? By her knowing smile perhaps there is something a little damp in her tights.

Guys don't you wish you were him?  Bet you are all making a sticky mess imagining what happens next.

Joy of Tights Advent Calendar Day 1

Today we have a traditional window

And opening this window, what do we see?

A traditional Christmas with tan tights and heels.