Looking like a girl

So Mohammed Ahmed Mohamed made his escape by dressing as a woman.

No that's not dressing as woman - that's a man in tights

Now that's dressing as a woman

And that is dressing as a woman too, probably because she is a woman.

Now as I was saying Mohammed Ahmed Mohamed made his escape by dressing as a woman.  I don't have anything against men dressing as women.  But he really should have made an effort.  It can be hard dressing as a woman, even when you are a woman.  Hot, sweaty, itchy tights, balancing on high heals.  Why should Mr Mohamed be able to do it just by throwing a sheet over himself?

Now I don't even mind men dressing as women to escape "justice".  In Mr Mohamed's case he wasn't even escaping from justice, since he hadn't been tried by twelve of his peers.  But come on Ahmed, play fair at least try to look like a woman so the great British policeman has a chance of working out that you are not a woman.  (Hiding under a sheet is jolly un-sporting)

Even police intelligence could tell these girls are girls

Oh no she's wearing jeans; that could cause confusion

Hopefully the Brighton Bobby's Equality and Diversity training lets him/her know that these girls are politically if not biologically girls

Now I'd not objecting to women dressing in burkas.  I'm certainly not ban the burka.  (Although it would be nice to see the Saudi police be as liberal over short skirts).  I just think that if you are going to dress as a woman you should put up with the hassle of dressing as a woman.

Yes, she definitely is a woman