Why we need more sweets to save our pantyhose

Sepp never saved suspenders....

In the early 1970s, Sepp Blatter was elected president of the World Society of Friends of Suspenders, an organisation which tried to stop women replacing suspender belts with pantyhose.  Have we heard about this organisation today?  Can we find its web site?  Well this is what happens when we let a man try to save anything.

.... but sweetinpantyhose could save pantyhose

[Look at the history of religion when a Jewish builder claimed he would save us all but brought crusades, child abuse, homophobia, and sexual repression]

This is why we need more women to save our pantyhose - to prevent them being replaced by pants, leggings and bare legs.  Sweet in pantyhose has shown us how sweet wearing tights can be.  But we need more women to promote the cause online.  I'd do it but I'm too old, fat and frankly fucking ugly.

So come on girls get blogging.  Promote the sheer fun of tights.  Show us pictures of you and your friends in delicious tights.

Let's make tights on the beach this year's surprise fashion hit

 (Well they never expected tights and shorts to be so in)

Its plane to see

Pantyhose fashion could really take off again

 OMG the puns ahhhh kill me now