If you were a pair of tights what kind of tights would you be?

Are you black sheer tights?

This is the question that you can be have answered at "What kind of pantyhose are you?"  Weird certainly.  But probably no more so than those new age sessions that ask "If you were water, what kind of water would you be?"  The so-called metaphorical question.  Well actually we are all water anyway - with a few organic impurities - so that question isn't metaphorical anyway.  (Sorry my borderline Aspbergers personality disorder makes me take things literally).

But back to the tights.  Joyoftights tested out this little questionnaire with some sample data vaguely based on what I know (or imagine) about the people who work in my office or live in the same block of flats as me.

Case 1: Kay

Kay is driven, there is a mix of everything in her underwear draw.  Her dream spot New York, USA.  It is her ambition that makes her sexy.  She thinks pumps are the kind of shoes that look most sexy.on a woman.

Kay is sheer PH and here is her personality profile from the site.

"You are a very ambitious person. You want to rise to the top of your field. You are very determined. No obstacle is too big for you to overcome. You are ready to fight for your interests. You are willing to speak out.  You are driven and energetic. You do things your way, and you always get results."

 Not only is Kay a pair of sheer tights, she also wears them.  Usually sheer blacks, but occasionally black opaques.

Sheer black like Kay's

Case 2: Fiona

Fiona is a practical person.  She comfortable undies in her underwear draw.  Paris is her romantic location of choice.  She thinks her enthusiasm makes her sexy and that kitten heels are the most sexy shoes for women.

Fiona is opaque tights, and here is her profile:

"You are a practical person. You don't have any room for fluff in your life.  You are a creative problem solver. You've figured out what works for you, and you just go with that.  You are original and independent without trying to be. You just seem to pick paths that are less traveled.  You are brainy and you love difficult intellectual challenges. You don't have patience for your time being wasted."

Fiona does not often wear tights but when they are they are either opaques or sheer tans (with a reinforced toe because she is a practical girl and wants them to last).

Opaques may be practical but they can be sexy too

Case 3: Nicki

Nicki is whimsical.  Due to a total lack of fashion sense or organisation underwear of every colour can be found, not in her underwear draw, but on the floor of her flat.  Being a bit of a mystic Nicki's ideal destination is Thailand.  A guy once told her that her eyes made her sexy and she believes it. She has a lot of shoes, with corresponding amounts of debt, but her favourites are platform heels that last had an outing to Weatherspoons in Brighton.

Nicki is coloured tights and her profile goes like this:

"You are a colorful and intensely alive person.  You live with boldness and confidence.  You are an object of fascination for many. People find you more interesting than you find them.You are curious about the ideas. You are always expanding your mind in some cool way.You are very verbally adept. You're quite chatty, and people find your stories to be entertaining."

OMG too much!  Nice shorts though

This is of course bollocks and she is really Nicki no mates.  (The kind of girl who sits at home typing blogs no one reads).  She claims that tights are the greatest thing since sliced bread but can often be found wearing white sports socks and trainers.  Occasionally she will be found in 15 denier sheer tans (taller and larger woman size).

Lacy maybe?

Case 4: Tara

Tara is definitely creative teaching art and photography at a local college.  Despite her Northern Irish protestant upbringing her she has lots fancy underwear to please her boyfriend.  Her romantic location is Rio.  If pressed she would say her smile makes her sexy.  Although she only wears then for her boyfriend she thinks high heel boots are the sexiest female footwear.

Tara is lace tights, and her personality is supposed to be like this:

Definitely Lacey

"You are lovable, endearing, and affectionate. You are definitely a romantic. You are a trustworthy and loyal person. You act from the heart, and it shows. You are a truly fun and carefree person. You are the friend everyone invites to the party.You have been known to be a bit of a daredevil. You like to let loose every once and a while."

Actually Tara doesn't wear tights often, but she sometimes goes out showing a lot of leg in opaque coloured or even fishnet tights.

Case 5: Anna

Anna is certainly unique.She used to be an army officer, but now work a drug company rep, using her sheer nyloned legs to entice doctors to buy the latest pills and potions.  Her underwear is sexy stuff that pleases her man. Her dream location is Hawaii, and he has enough dosh to take her there.  I'm a girl and I her confidence makes her sexy - I don't know if the guys agree.  About a year ago she switched from wearing flats to stilettos and clearly thinks these are so sexy.

Anna is fishnet tights, and our electronic personality profile says

"You are amazingly fearless. People admire your courage and determination. You have a bit of an outrageous persona, but you are also a person of substance.You are hard working and on the path to success. You don't give up easily.You are a thrill seeker who wants to do it all! You love to take risks as often as you can."

Well the groans, moans and screams of pure pleasure from upstairs show that Anna is getting plenty of thrills.  She appears to be a recent convert to the joy of tights wearing pale sheer shades regularly with her heels.  And I know that a man who is not her boyfriend buys her sheet stockings!

Finer fishnet

 So why answer our surevy and say what kind of tights you are?