A whole new meaning to dogging in pantyhose

Joy of Tights has posted some sick stuff.  Today is the sickest ever.  You would be advised to look away now.

Recently, dog owners in China having been posting pictures of their pups wearing tights on the popular social media site Weibo and joking how sexy their canines look in the getups.

What can I say except that humans look much better in pantyhose with bows on?

Ahhh you say its just a bit of fun.

• BUT no one asked the dogs.
• BUT its probably uncomfortable for the dogs
• BUT dogs aren't human and shouldn't be dressed up
• BUT dogs aren't play things; they are conscious beings in their own right. 

Some pet owners have gone even further with this - adding heels

I say heels are for humans.

And even we take them off if they hurt too much

Well at least no one tried to put their dog in a pair of these

And human depravity being what it is - (don't get me wrong I'm usually all in favour of depravity, but this could go too far) - some perv could start fancying dogs in hose.  That is not nice for the dog.

Dog in tan tights BAD

Girls in tan tights GOOD

Repeat after me
Dogs in tan tights BAD
Girls in tan tights GOOD

and again

Dogs in tan tights BAD
Girls in tan tights GOOD

One more image to help with the message.

I couldn't put it better than this quote I found on line:

"Just try to imagine the complex confluence of emotions raging through the poor pups' coconut sized brains as their owner squeezes their hindquarters into strangling nylon and looms over them with a camera. They must be suffering from a churning mixture of absolute love and adoration (because dogs are stupid and love you no matter what) and shame and horror and perhaps vague, inchoate dreams of murderous revolution."

I'm not really sure animals should even be kept as pets, but I guess dogs have been bred to be with humans

So for the hard of thinking here is the message with pictures to help

You wear the tights not the dog.

That's it, you in the tights not the dog

Not sure about the little scarf, is it really to match the shoes?  But at least the scarf is to keep the dog warm, not as an Internet photo op

The great irony is that Chinese girls look great in tights.  So girls, if you fancy putting your dog in tights and putting it's photo on the Internet, why not put on some tights and post your own photo?  You will generate a lot more happiness.  And guys, (I suspect it isn't guys doing this but just in case), please ask your girlfriend to wear tights rather than your dog.

Hope these Chinese don't find their way onto a canine

Locking up is too good for people who make their pets wear tights

And finally
You might think all this fuss about doggy hose is OTT.  But this is just the tip of the iceberg of how we treat non-human animals.  We eat them, we experiment on them.  How would you like to be victim of an alien vivisectionist?

"Debee came the to warehouse expecting to do an adult photo-shoot.  She didn't realize that the photographs who be preceded by dissection"