Time to get your decorations off

Still got your Christmas decorations up?

I know you love your tree

And your Santa.  I know many of my readers will be jealous of Santa.  They too want to be held by a girl who hoses up in black pantyhose

I hate to tell you this,but The Twelfth Night of Christmas is the time decorations should come down according to tradition, which officially falls on Tuesday, January 5.  And that's tomorrow folks.

Only one more day cuddling around the tree

I think you are supposed to undress the tree not yourself

If you don't take the decorations down, you get bad luck.

What what could this bad luck be?

Sore feet from your heels, you can take them off

Ladders in your tights, got another pair

Your best friend is snoggingg your boyfriend.  What you didn't like either of them anyway.  But you know what happens afrer the snog.  His trousers come down, then his pants, then her shorts, then her tights and knickers in one go, then Ohhhhh my God, then swim little sperm swim, then happy families.

You get cancer from smoking

And liver disease from your drinking

The docs looked and there is nothing to be done

.... but she can offer you a lethal injection with a cut price cremation thrown in

The doctor relaxes after dispatching you to a much better (well very much hotter at least) place

And you have to be made to look your best - its good to be hosed up right at the end -

- ready for your hot date with Mr Incinerator

All this bad luck 'cos you never took your decorations down!

Don't just sit there girls get those decorations down