Joy of Tights Guide to Christmas Shopping (Part 2)

Hello Boyz.  Yesterday I gave you examples of what not to buy a girl.  Now I hope that you remembered that these were only examples.  There are lots of other things you shouldn't buy a girl either.

• Just because you shouldn't buy her an apron, doesn't mean that you should buy her oven gloves.
• Just because you shouldn't buy her a hacksaw doesn't mean you can buy her a screw driver.
• Just because you shouldn't by her a washing line doesn't mean you should buy her an ironing board.

 Today's gifts are not so much good as not bad, generally safe but not very interesting.

So again let's imagine us on Christmas day with piles of presents.  As the love of your life - that is the family member you perv about most - is just about to open your present

Well bath stuff is always a possibility.

Better from the Body Shop than Boots.  But it still can be a disappointment when you expect something better and open soap  or similar.

Bet its a shit present

On the other hand....

I was right - a shit present

Slippers - especially humorous ones - could go down well - but get them in the right size.

"Now no one can perv at my stocking feet"

Now I know slippers will not be an option for most of the guys who view this page.  With your nylon covered foot fetishes you like open sandals....

.... or better still stocking feet

It's stocking feet that empty your balls

Cuddly toy?  This isn't the Generation Game.  But it might just work.  On the other hand a cuddly toy is the gift people often give at the start of a relationship and might scare her off.  (No, on second thoughts staring at her stocking feet has already done that).

OK now we come to jewellery.  I was going to put this on my safe gift list, after all it is expensive.  Well actually it can be cheap, and so easy to get wrong.

Did a guy buy you those earrings? -Thought not

So if you are going to get jewellery

• Spend money
• Notice the style of jewellery she normally wears
• Get a gift receipt so it can be exchanged

You got that from a guy?  Really?  Perhaps he asked the girl he is shagging on the side for advice

 One more piece of advice: you may think she has fantastic feet

But buying an ankle bracelet might look a bit pervy

Now the kind of ring she really wants might be the one for the scene below.  Or she could be really dreading such a ring.  "One ring to oppress them all"

I think she might be regretting it

Happy shopping tune in again tomorrow for what girls really want (IMHO).