No I don't mean the uneaten pumpkin that is now starting to take on a life of its own.
I mean the black sheer tights you bought to go with your halloween costume - even though you don't normally wear sheer black tights.
Perhaps its time to try black tights without the costume. You can even wear your black tights in the day time. (Unless you area a vampire when you will crumble to dust, leaving a pair of black tights full of ... well dust).
You could try black sheer tights for work.
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| You might enjoy wearing sheer black tights so much that you change your job to one that requires them. Or not. |
And they could improve your sex life
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| Can't get enough of your black nyloned legs |
Of course your tights from halloween may be beyond re-use.
And some specialist halloween tights don't really cut it beyond the day itself.
PS : Don't worry about the Pumpkin unless he brings his mates round.
PPS: You can always find someone to deal with your Pumpkin problem for the price of your eternal destiny.
P^3S
Last halloween themed post. You can have too much of a bad thing.
I mean the black sheer tights you bought to go with your halloween costume - even though you don't normally wear sheer black tights.
Perhaps its time to try black tights without the costume. You can even wear your black tights in the day time. (Unless you area a vampire when you will crumble to dust, leaving a pair of black tights full of ... well dust).
You could try black sheer tights for work.
And some specialist halloween tights don't really cut it beyond the day itself.
PS : Don't worry about the Pumpkin unless he brings his mates round.
PPS: You can always find someone to deal with your Pumpkin problem for the price of your eternal destiny.
P^3S
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