Trick or Tights

Its Halloween again.

What is Halloween?

Satan's day when according to South Park He has a big party - must be true.

Or if you prefer a longer explanation

The Druids believed, during Samhain, the mystic veil separating the dead from the living opened. The Druids taught these roaming spirits loosed on Samhain went searching for a body to possess. The frightened Celts would masquerade as demons, evil spirits and ghosts, hoping to convince the roaming evil spirits, they were another evil spirit, and leave them alone. The Celts also prepared meals as "treats" to appease the evil spirits from "tricks" or malicious acts; hence our custom of "trick or treat."

Cooking up a little treat in case Satan drops in?

Not sure that a pair of horns will convince the evil spirits that you are one of them

That's a bit more convincing

 Should you we wearing tights as part of your costume?

This costume is just tights!

Yes

• They add the required colour - a devilish red or an an evil black
• Tights are more sexy, just in case you are looking for a bit of nookie with an evil spirit or even Satan himself.
• They add a bit of warmth
• They are part of traditional devil or witch costumes

Man in black, has Satan pocessed him? You can live in hope.

Men like a little devil!

No

• They might be a bit too warm if the weather is as mild as its supposed to be

What colour

• Black as the colour of darkness
• Or red for the devil

Not sure about purple tights

Ripped?

• Only if you are going to be a Zombie, but it seems to be a waster of a good pair.

Taken care not to rip your tights

 Sheer or opaque

• Sheer is more sexy.  Handy if you are trying to tempt a dark spirit into a laison.
• Opaque are more robust, sex with Satan can get a bit rough.
• Fishnet is traditional

Devilish red and fishnets - what more could a demon want?  Look at the way she is holding that microphone

The devil wears fishnet

Useful Halloween related stuff

In many instances, according to the confessions of the witches, besides their direct worship of the devil, they were obliged to show their abhorrence of the faith they had deserted by trampling on the cross, and blaspheming the saints, and by other profanations. (Spence, Lewis. An Encyclopedia of Occultism, p. 433).. Sounds all good to me

One way of beating the traffic queues

A Witch’s God. . . He is . . . Lord of the Underworld [Hell] . . . He is named . . . Baphomet . . . Lucifer . . . Baal. . . (Angeles, Ly de. Witchcraft: Theory and Practice, p. 60)

Accoding to Christians The Lord God’s judgment upon witches should not be taken lightly.  Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Exodus 22:18

Witch buring?

In rituals, a person wearing a mask of a god or spirit often feels possessed by the supernatural being. . (World Book 2005, p. 263) 

The person wearing the mask feels internally transformed and takes on temporarily the qualities of the god or demon represented by the mask. (Biedermann, Hans. Dictionary of Symbolism, p. 218)

Just how possessed can you get with a pair of plastic horns?

Now she's more likely to capture the spirit of a demon

 Halloween has always been a night of misrule and the outrageous. In recent years, it has been adopted by the gay community in America. . . (Morgan, Sheena. The Real Halloween, p. 42).  So tonight could be the night to start some fanny fumbling.

One final thought, Hooters restaurants are the work of the Devil and here is the proof.

Fear of shoe loss destroys Zen like calm

Yesterday lunchtime, as I often do, I went to meditation .......

Not very good posture girls

That's better - wish I could still do that position!

.... to relieve the stress of work.

I said TO RELIEVE THE STRESS OF WORK.

That's more like it - reading up before a meeting - always stressful.  Nice shoes BTW.

But as many experienced meditators will know you, you are often required to take your shoes off and put them in another room.

Now while I have nothing against this in principle, in fact I think you should take your shoes off and go in your stocking feet in reverence to a higher power.  Something churches would do well to learn.

Do like Moses girls and take your shoes off in front of the LORD.  (BTW don't you just hate flats!)

But I have a fear they may be stolen and I have to walk home in my stocking feet.  (PLUS some bitch gets a good pair of MY shoes free).  It's one thing walking in your stocking feet for comfort when you have your shoes with you.

Another to have to march home unshod and get holes in your tights.  (Bet you thought I was never going to mention the magic word that makes my male readers come over all a quiver).  Is there an official name for the phobia of losing one's shoes?  I haven't found it yet but I didn't Google very hard.

And another thing about meditation is the danger of flashing your knickers to guys.  OK it some other situations this may be unavoidable

(like when drunk)

But do you want to disturb the men in their meditation?  (Poor dears)

So I compose this Haiku

So close to enligtenment
Then panties seen
Back to prison
How sad!

Note to self - wear trousers to meditate

No need to cross her legs - modesty preserved

Thought: Perhaps chilling in park is safer than meditation

At least you know where your shoes are!