Christmas Tights Survey Results

Well the Christmas tights survey results are in.  (Well they have been in for a few days, but this is the first time I could be arsed to do a post about them.)

Well the good news for all you guys out there with a nylon fetish is that in 5 out of 24 Christmases that responded (21%) all the girls were in tights.  And in a further 4 out of 24 (17%), three quarters of the girls were in tights.

75% nylon coverage?

Perhaps this little trio was all or most of the girls at your Christmas day bash:

Some girls certainly know have how to have fun in tights at Christmas and don't mind showing you where they have most fun!

But perhaps 100% of the women at your Christmas wore tights because you had a nice cosy Christmas with your partner - who was kind enough to wear tights for you.  Maybe you were that kind, generous tights wearing partner.  (That must be worth at least a pair of shoes!).

Wrapped up like a present.  Did he enjoy unwrapping you?  More to the point did he take his time and did you enjoy the unwrapping?

Alternatively those guys reporting 100% tights coverage might be sad gits who spent Christmas in a Hooters Restaurant.  The open women in the restaurant were Hooters waitresses who have to wear tan pantyhose.  (Do Hooters open for Christmas Day?  Am I bothered?  Do I look bothered?)

In a further 21% of Christmases, half the girls present were in tights.

Another two guests without tights - somewhere?

Perhaps a lot of these fifty percenters were have been nuclear family Christmases.  (Definition. Nuclear Family: so called because the best thing you can do with it is drop a bomb on it).  Was it the tights fetishists wife or his daughter who wore the tights?

Wife?  Like the shoes.

However, its not all good tights news, in 6/24 - a full quarter of Christmases - only one girl in four had a pair of tights on.

Going against the trend for bare legs and trousers.

And sad to report that in 17% of Christmas no tights could be seen.  I hope any tights loving guys in these Christmases were able to check out Joy of Tights.  The effects on a pantyhose pervert of going a whole day without seeing any tights does not bare thinking about.

I have no idea what kind of tights featured in Christmas 2013 - 'cos you guys are all too shy to tell me. Come on leave a comment!  (Mine were 25% sheer black with reinforced toe if you must know).

I'm sure there were....

... some sheers ....

...some opaques ....

... some festive ones (it was Christmas after all) ...

...some woolly ones .....

... maybe some patterned ones ....

... and maybe even some sexy ones.

Now the question I didn't ask was how many girls were in their stocking (that is to say tights) feet?  Now I'm a great shoes fan.  In fact I think shoes are much cooler than tights.  (How I came to do a blog called "Joy of Tights" not "Joy of Shoes" is a subject for another post).  But I also think that is a special pleasure in slipping your shoes off and going round in your tights feet.  And I know that a nylon foot fetish is often part and parcel of a tights fetish for many guys.

I bet by the end of Christmas day many pairs of heels would be coming off to rest the hot and sweaty feet they contained.

The smell of Christmas: Pine, mulled wine, or chessy feet sweated to perfection inside a pair of sheer tights and a nice pair of heels 

Once it was thought that leaving Christmas decorations up would cause a disaster. People believed that tree-spirits lived in the greenery  they decorated their houses with. (Hey as a follower of Satan and all the Old Gods, I'm not sure they were wrong).  It was further thought that, if you left the greenery in the house, the tree-spirits would cause mischief in the house. Now do pictures of Christmas decorations count as Christmas decorations.  (Can tree spirits give a patterns of electrons?)  Probably not, but I think I will cut back on the crimbo pics from now on.

Leave that tree up too long and a mischievous Tree Spirit will push you off the sofa and have his way with you, before setting fire to your tights (Tree Spirits don't like modern materials).

Tree Spirit - look carefully at his nose

Would you want his wood up you?  At least he'd manage to be hard

Oh alright, one last naughty crimbo pic.  (It's not really naughty, you find similar - but without the tights - in The Sun)

Talking about stocking (tights) feet, which I was earlier, I have an idea to indulge my poll fetish.

Why not try my latest poll....

At the New Year's party you went to, how many girls were, at some time during the evening, wearing tights but no shoes (stocking/tights feet).

• All of them
• At least half
• A few
• A couple
• One
• None

Quick some one grab the laptop, go to Joy of Tights and select "a few"