The Joy of Tights Guide to Surviving a Family Christmas (No tights required).

The time has arrived for Christmas Day with the FAMILY.

Maybe you should have arranged some minor by incapacitating injury.

Or even got kidnapped for a nylon bondage session.

Much more fun than Christmas with the family.

Now its too late

This solution is probably too drastic.  And in any case trains don't run on Christmas Day

So here are some hints for getting through

Drink

Look your best
Dressing smart and sexy will lift your mood.  Tights are not required, but they may just add that finishing touch and keep you a bit warmer if the mean  relatives turn down the heating.

Smoke
Even if you have given up, Christmas is a good time to re-start.  You can always give it up in the new year. An added advantage is that you will have to go outside to smoke (and so automatically escape the relatives).

Drink

Read a good book

Recommendation Sugar and Spice

Great ending to the series. This series is not going to win any literary awards. However, it is a FUN series. You keep turning the page to find out what happens, much the same way you keep tuning in to reality TV. I thought Conrad did a nice job of finishing everything up. She didn't go the traditional, predictable route, and I'm so glad. 

Take lots of  celeb mags too

Go online

The Internet is a great escape

Drink

Did I already mention this?

Have a snog

But only if you can find a nice girl to snog

Meditate

Meditation on Satan:

"Most of us have felt Father Satan’s energy. His energy is strong and gives us a feeling of confidence and sometimes exhilaration. We can meditate on his energy and make it more powerful in our lives. By doing this, we grow much closer to Satan, forming a much stronger bond with him. Tune into your breathing or whatever you do to relax and turn off your thoughts. Feel his energy running through you. You can visualize his sigil or any of his symbols. You can also visualize his face if you have ever seen him. This is best done after a ritual when we invoke his energy." http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Meditation_on_Satan.html

Tights not required, but I always like to look my best for Satan.

Doing the ritual might upset the relis, but say you are going out for a cigi

Be a tights tease

Find a reli who has a tights fetish and enjoy leading him on.  (OK tights are required for this one).

This can lead to requests for all sorts of bizarre behaviour

But at least you can turn him off again by taking your tights off