Have you got your tights on(line)?

Online shopping is up 10.1% in 2013 compared to 2012, according to Barclaycard, which processes nearly half of all card transactions in the UK.

The first Monday in December last year saw the highest levels of online spending in the company's history, as online consumers spent an average of £57 per transaction.  So retailers are hoping it will be as good this year.

Have you already been cyber-buying, perhaps at work?

I hope you was buying something to go under that jacket - like maybe a bra

Or perhaps you have gone out to cyber shop

Taking your laptop outside, you might as well walk to the shops!

Perhaps you have been buying tights online.  Online is quite a good way to buy tights.  You already know your size and there are loads more styles online.  But there are more exciting things that tights.  (Not that my male readers will believe this).  And cyber shopping can be as social as "real" shopping.

You may prefer to buy your tights the old fashioned way.

Guys with a tights fetish seem (or seam?) to enjoy this.  Perhaps they get tuned on at the sight of all the tights.  Or perhaps they get turned on by the risk of getting found out.  Of course many guys may be buying tights online - to save embarrassment - at least until their wives sign for the package.

The screen saver may be on now, but there were tights on the screen

Of course you may be of a more refined turn of mind and buy your books on line.

If you ever want to give up, e-cigis are on line too

Or if you are a thoroughly modern madam, you have bought your e-book online (where else?)

Some things can't be bought online (IMHO)

You can never simulate a high class shoe shop

Think you have missed out, still five and a half hours to go.

Why not promise to buy some tights if your pantyhose pervert partner gives you his credit card?