On the first day of Christmas.....
- a pair tights from Marks & Spencer
my true love gave to me
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the third day of Christmas....
my true love gave to me
- three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the fourth day of Christmas....
my true love gave to me
- four pairs of shiny tights
- three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the fifth day of Christmas....
- five pairs of identical tights
- four pairs of shiny tights
- three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
- six more pairs of tights
- five pairs of identical tights
- four pairs of shiny tights
- three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the seventh day of Christmas....
my true love gave to me
- seven pairs of black tights
- six more pairs of tights
- five pairs of identical tights
- four pairs of shiny tights
- three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the eighth day of Christmas....
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| Guys do tights hanging on a rack really turn you on? |
my true love gave to me
- eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
- seven pairs of black tights
- six more pairs of tights
- five pairs of identical tights
- four pairs of shiny tights
- three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the ninth day of Christmas
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my true love gave to me
- nine pairs of foreign tights
- eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
- seven pairs of black tights
- six more pairs of tights
- five pairs of identical tights
- four pairs of shiny tights
- three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
my true love gave to me
- ten pairs of patterned tights
- nine pairs of foreign tights
- eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
- seven pairs of black tights
- six more pairs of tights
- five pairs of identical tights
- four pairs of shiny tights
- three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and aa pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the eleventh day of Christmas
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| You must be a real pervert to be turn on by this |
- my true love gave to me
- eleven pairs of used tights
- ten pairs of patterned tight
- nine pairs of foreign tights
- eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
- seven pairs of black tights
- six more pairs of tights
- five pairs of identical tights
- four pairs of shiny tights
- three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
- twelve pairs of sexy tights
- eleven pairs of used tights
- ten pairs of patterned tight
- nine pairs of foreign tights
- eight pairs of trendy tights and leggings.
- seven pairs of black tights
- six more pairs of tights
- five pairs of identical tights
- four pairs of shiny tights
- three pairs of assorted tights (do I see a pattern here?)
- two pairs of sheer nude tights.
- and a pair of tights from Marks & Spencer
On the thirteenth day of Christmas
I found my true love in a pair of my tights
On the fourteenth day of Christmas
My true love met a sticky end
That's what you get for being such a fucking pervert.
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