Tie Crisis

Now that has got the attention of all you pantyhose perverts, on to the topic I really want to talk about.  The end of the Tie Rack chain.  Only 18% of men are wearing ties at work.

But I hear guys saying:

• Ties are uncomfortable
• Ties are hard to put on.
• Ties are EXTRA uncomfortable in hot weather.

So what

• Tights are uncomfortable
• Tights are a pain to put on.
• Tights are EXTRA uncomfortable in hot weather.

I like men in ties.  Ties are smart, just like tights.

You want girls in tights, wear a tie.  Ties are not just for work. They look good when going out.  Who knows, wearing a tie might help you get the stocking footed girl of your dreams?

You might even get some Royal Hotness