Will the guys be steeling our tights to keep warm?

Newspaper headline.

"Britain is as cold as the ARCTIC: 'Stiletto sharp' winds and snowfall send temperatures plummeting... and it will last until Wednesday"

That's 'Stiletto sharp' winds not 'Stiletto heals' what are you like?

So have your best pair of black tights gone missing?

 Well perhaps the man in your life is wearing them under his jeans to keep warm.

Snug legs

Full length jeans might be better

He may prefer a colour other than black to give more of a skin tone.

He was just looking for his trousers - honest

Ohhh nice match with his jeans

Now I think it is a good idea for guys to wear tights under jeans in this weather.  Especially when you read this:

"Snow and sleet hit parts of the country today as freezing winds continue to sweep Britain, sending temperatures plummeting to levels on a par with the Arctic.

Forecasters at the Met Office said temperatures across much of the country were hovering at or just above freezing, the equivalent of the Hammerfest, in Arctic Norway, which recorded a temperature of 1C today. 

Swathes of the north of England awoke to a blanket of snow this morning, and the cold snap gripping the UK shows no signs of abating as forecasters predict temperatures could plunge as low as minus 11C in northern Scotland in the days to come."

After all guys are the weaker sex.

So guys don't be afraid to ask to borrow her tights. The only problem is if she already thinks you are some kind of pantyhose pervert.

Tights not over pants may be a worrying sign as is a hard on

Painted nails may signify the tights are for more than warmth too

In the mean time us girls will wear our trousers over our tights.