Look I know he is (wo)man's best friend.
He is more faithful than a man (not difficult).
He will always go out with you.
He's always up for some affection.
He can keep you fit.
He makes you laugh. (Just like a man but for different reasons).
His name is God backwards. (I don't know what this proves except that no sensible deity would have their name - in any language - that close to an animal that licks its arse and balls)
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| Yes, and I have found god as about as responsive |
But when a god (no I meant dog) eats your tights .... the hounds of hell have gone too far
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| I think he may be about to eat your tights with your legs in them |
And remember
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| Unlike clothes a dog is for life not just Christmas |
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| You may be better with a cat. (Much more witchy animal, but can claw tights) |
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