Airport security joy for nylon feet lovers

None of us want to incinerated in a fireball because of a mid-air plane bomb.  (Planted I might note in passing, by religious nutters - who says that belief in God is a good thing?)

No one would want Keira Knightley to be burnt to ashes in a plane bomb.  I hear that tights burn well and stick to the skin

So Joy of Tights is pleased that airports take extra care with security

Airport security even requires shoes to be removed and people to stand in their stocking feet.

Now Joy of Tights thinks that making people take their shoes off at airports is a good thing for several reasons:

• It reduces the risk of being burnt up mid-air (obviously)
• It allows feet to cool nicely after they get all hot and smelly in the rush to the airport
• Feet get a rest from lovely, but painful, heels.
• Any guys who like nyloned feet get a little bit of pleasure in the security queue and this probably makes them more patient.  And if a bomb does to get through at least the last memory of their brain before it is incinerated is a nice one.
• Feet loving airport security staff are less likely to get bored and miss something with nice nyloned feet coming through
• Through their actions religious nutters - who hate women looking sexy - have given women another chance to look sexy.  And I think taking shoes off can be sexy even to a man without a foot fetish - after all a small part of a man's brain gets excited when a woman takes anything off hoping more will follow.

Lindsey Lohan

For those of you who might be a little nervous about taking your shoes off in public Demi Lovato (American singer-songwriter, musician, actress, and anti-bullying spokesperson, who is involved in philanthropic activities through charity work and various social and environmental causes) shows how easy it is

Demi arrives at the airport

Loosening the first boot 

One boot off

Second boot off

Demi standing in hers stocking feet

And for all of their fans some more pics of our sexy girls

Demi Lovato shopping - nice shoes - prefer the black myself

Linsey Lohan - also shopping

Keira Knightley - not shopping but....

......in stockings

BTW: Didn't want to mention this before.
Joy of Tights wonders if the need to take shoes off when going through airport security has really been a plus for security staff with a nylon foot fetish.  They must enjoy all those nylon feet, but can they still do their jobs properly or do they keep nipping off for a wank every time they see a nice pair of nyloned feet - leaving those feet vulnerable to incineration in a terrorist outrage?

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